TROOOOOOON Snarky computer program is snarky… and basically the program-equivalent of a teenager, except he'll probably never mature. Ever. (Canon swears up and down he's a politician. Canon has clearly never seen an actual politician before, since Gibson is about as blunt as it is possible for a person to be. He's also ridiculously stubborn and way too pragmatic to be a real politician.)
He also thinks the User world is dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb--hey, what's that thing and how does it work? Anything. Hit me. (He needs friends who aren't Anon or Flynn, okay.) He, uh, used to be a virus. And he's rather embarrassed about all of that, really. Can we just pretend that he didn't go completely psycho and get his mouth duct-taped shut, please?
And his adjustment to the User world has been really, really uneven so far. Like, really uneven. He prioritized nuclear fusion over any sort of cultural or biological research… but hey, at least he understands most of the idioms people use.
ALSO TROOOOOON Haha oh god all of the daddy issues are his. All of them. Even though his dad is… on the station with him now.
Despite the daddy issues and the snarky streak and the adrenaline junkie tendencies, Sam is actually pretty easy to get along with unless your name is Edward Dillinger, Jr. Friends that aren't from his canon? Hacker bros? … people willing to throw themselves off of very tall structures and/or learn a martial art that basically involves lots of flipping and kicking other people in the face? No, really. Daddy issues. He has all of them.
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TROOOOOOON
Snarky computer program is snarky… and basically the program-equivalent of a teenager, except he'll probably never mature. Ever. (Canon swears up and down he's a politician. Canon has clearly never seen an actual politician before, since Gibson is about as blunt as it is possible for a person to be. He's also ridiculously stubborn and way too pragmatic to be a real politician.)
He also thinks the User world is dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb--hey, what's that thing and how does it work?
Anything. Hit me. (He needs friends who aren't Anon or Flynn, okay.)
He, uh, used to be a virus. And he's rather embarrassed about all of that, really. Can we just pretend that he didn't go completely psycho and get his mouth duct-taped shut, please?
And his adjustment to the User world has been really, really uneven so far. Like, really uneven. He prioritized nuclear fusion over any sort of cultural or biological research… but hey, at least he understands most of the idioms people use.
ALSO TROOOOOON
Haha oh god all of the daddy issues are his. All of them. Even though his dad is… on the station with him now.
Despite the daddy issues and the snarky streak and the adrenaline junkie tendencies, Sam is actually pretty easy to get along with
unless your name is Edward Dillinger, Jr.Friends that aren't from his canon? Hacker bros? … people willing to throw themselves off of very tall structures and/or learn a martial art that basically involves lots of flipping and kicking other people in the face?
No, really. Daddy issues. He has all of them.