Nuh-UH! WRONG! BZZZZZZZZT. No bullshit here. Red Dave is totally hateable in his own right! So there.

[SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "ONLY" IN YOUR ORIGINAL PHRASING, BRO~]

So hey, you know what, I'm just going to turn that dare right back on you. You go sit in Shockwave's lap, call him daddy and ask for, I don't know. A puppet for Earth human Christmas? Not a Dave, that'd be like way creepy.

[SO SMUG~]