No way. You only get to dare me if I call bullshit and you were telling the truth, duh! And I ain't calling your bluff. No dares for you, Makara!

...Unlike, say, that time a few minutes ago when Bro got to dare me and was all "bluh bluh dudeacita sup bluh go compliment everybody sup sup chica sup bluh I am a huge douche". Just. Mentioning that. Casually. For no reason!