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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-04-19 11:37 pm
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TRUTH OR DARE


♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to perform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

♠ Original meme

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[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you seriously just ask me that. Really? Really? It's because they are two totally different fucking people, oh my god. It's like saying "HERP DERP BLUH HEY VRISKA WHY DO YOU LIKE SPIDERS BUT THINK HOOFBEASTS ARE LAME?" God.

...

But I guess if we're getting specific, I like Orange Dave because I murdered him. And I hate Red Dave because he's an insufferable prick who tipped the hatescales by getting me an Earth human Valentine, duh.

[DEADPAN STARE.]

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Just a little bit. And he started it! Jegus. Besides. He doesn't even mind! And I said I was sorry, okay, and not even in a bitchy insincere way. Fuck you. In the sponge clot.

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you start killing somebody, that's not the way it works!

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
He did start it. And he's cool with it and I don't have to answer to you! In case you didn't notice, we're friends now. Awesome friends. Moirails. So get lost!

[identity profile] jadeblooded.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...

You murdered orange Dave?!

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I said I was sorry! He's okay with it! He's my moirail now, for fuck's sake. So it's obviously okay! Ask him.

God. Even when you're a troll you're a big stupid wuss!

[identity profile] jadeblooded.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not gonna ask him that, that's crazy! Why the heck did you kill him?!

...also, what the hell is that supposed to mean?!

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't ask me that, other Jade asked and you totally can't ask the same thing twice or it wouldn't be fair. Fuck you. It's none of your business! If he's cool with it, everyone else should be. Jegus.

...And it means exactly what it seems to mean. Are you dense, Troll Jade? Don't be dense.

[identity profile] jadeblooded.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. Fine. Even though that sure sounds like a bullshit answer to me!

I meant 'what do you mean even when you're a troll', geez! I don't remember ever a human version of you. Did you meet human me before we all wound up here or something?

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I. Saw human you over Trollian, duh. Never spoke with her or met her, though. Still saw enough to know that she was a bulgescraping! An easily-manipulatable one. Hehehehehehehehe.

...I mean, uh.
featheryasshole: ([talk] stop calling me grumpy gdit)

[personal profile] featheryasshole 2011-04-19 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Easily-manipulable.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
All humans are. Duh. Squishy soft brains.
featheryasshole: (why does everyone say im grumpy)

[personal profile] featheryasshole 2011-04-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Bullshit. You're hiding something here.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't call bullshit when I didn't lie, duh. All humans do have soft squishy brains! Even your Bro. I just, uh, can't get at his. So no bullshit.
featheryasshole: (petty teenage raeg)

[personal profile] featheryasshole 2011-04-19 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. [But he will be bringing this back up in the next feelings jam.]

[identity profile] jadeblooded.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Wow, you must have a way more advanced version of trollian than me.

....easily manipulatable?

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Duh. Sollux is an asshole but he's like. Crazy good with computer shit.

And, uh, yeah. It's an inside joke. You wouldn't get it! I assume. How're your sleeping patterns, Troll Jade?

[identity profile] jadeblooded.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that you mention it, really shitty. I use to be unable to control when I slept, but since my dreamself died, I've just been really tired all the time. And my recuperacoon is gone too.

[Pause.]

Heeeey, Vriska.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have a recuperacoon? Man, that suuuuuuuucks. I only got mine recently! I, uh. Found it. In the junkyard. So you should check there. Yeah.

...What?

[identity profile] jadeblooded.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet I'd get your inside joke if you explained it! Or are you refusing to answer my question?

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh. The joke is that I manipulate minds. Clearly.

...Didn't your Alternia have people with Vision Eightfold? Because that's what I got! Duh.

[identity profile] jadeblooded.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Vision Eightfold? No, I've never heard of that!

I met someone who said he could 'commune' with animals, is it like that?
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