My hood is short, okay, it's the cool capey-bit that's long. Although John's is like. Reeeeeeeeally long. So his is impractical! Not mine. And when you have wings it doesn't matter how long your hoods or capes or hoodcapes are because you can fly above the ground so they don't drag on stuff!
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...And they aren't pajamas. Jegus.
[YEAH WELL]
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[FUCK YOU I'M A FAIRY!]