TROOOOOON
Computer Jesus. The station's obligatory adrenaline junkie and one of the gazillions of hackers we've got running around.
Up for anything, really!
HERP DERP I will be off the school-induced slowatus ridiculousness next week.


ALSO TROOOOON
Snarky fanservice (canon swears he's a politician and an engineer; canon is on crack).
Anyone who doesn't mind the odd question about the real world. (HOW DOES HE SHOT THE USER WORLD??)
See above!