in the halo universe the UNSC took a bunch of failure soldiers and crammed them into a shitty box canyon with fake MJOLNIR where things for really fucked up and out of hand really fast. Tucker is like a freight train of perverseness, bad jokes, sarcasm and nearly nonexistent patience. She complains a lot and sometimes resorts to false threats. She likes to lie about her love life for the sake of jokes and is also cannot help that it feels so good to be gangsta. Her time is consumed with hanging out with weird people, taking care of junior, and passing out in random places because she doesn't know what a normal sleep schedule is.
Junior is a small alien kid with enough strength in his body to punch through walls and rip a persons spine out with his bare hands. He spends most of his time hunting animals, talking to Red and his mom, talking to Arbiter, and trying not to remember the Dayglo fuckfest in Zone Seven. TUCKER NEEDS SOMEONE TO BRO AROUND MORE WITH AS WELL AS SOMEONE SHE CAN LIKE wrestle with or something IDK
JUNIOR NEEDS FRIENDS god hes so alone Planning on making a post with Junior where he messes with sleeping Tuckers wearable, but that's about it.
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in the halo universe the UNSC took a bunch of failure soldiers and crammed them into a shitty box canyon with fake MJOLNIR where things for really fucked up and out of hand really fast.
Tucker is like a freight train of perverseness, bad jokes, sarcasm and nearly nonexistent patience. She complains a lot and sometimes resorts to false threats. She likes to lie about her love life for the sake of jokes and is also cannot help that it feels so good to be gangsta. Her time is consumed with hanging out with weird people, taking care of junior, and passing out in random places because she doesn't know what a normal sleep schedule is.
Junior is a small alien kid with enough strength in his body to punch through walls and rip a persons spine out with his bare hands. He spends most of his time hunting animals, talking to Red and his mom, talking to Arbiter, and trying not to remember the Dayglo fuckfest in Zone Seven.
TUCKER NEEDS SOMEONE TO BRO AROUND MORE WITH AS WELL AS SOMEONE SHE CAN LIKE wrestle with or something IDK
JUNIOR NEEDS FRIENDS god hes so alone
Planning on making a post with Junior where he messes with sleeping Tuckers wearable, but that's about it.