JACK NOIR (NOW WITH LEMON AU FLAVOUR!) CANON: Homestuck PERSONALITY: TOTAL DOUCHEBAG. He is all kind of rude and mean, as well as pretty damn violent. He hates all the Daves, all of them, and is extremely wary of people with horns, pink hair, or telekinetic-y abilities. He will probably stab and/or shoot you at some point. However, he isn't 100% jerk, it's more like 98% or so. He's nice to people if they somehow manage to get off on the right foot with him, or if he owes them somehow. Or if he wants something from them. Any of those options will do. TYPE OF CR: ANYTHING he still has that new character smell (which is also kind of gross because he never bathes). NOTES: obviously he is an AU duhh. FUN FACTS: castmates he tolerates/likes includes Jade and Karkat. Everyone else gets glares by default, especially trolls fuck you guys and your horns and shit. But I guess if you don't want to get shot you can say you're friends with one of those two and he might go easy on you? If you're friends with a Dave though you're totally fucked. Also he totally lives in a tent in garden zone 13, because he's just way too used to being a beachhobo to give it up. Anyone is welcome to bug the hell out of him if they don't mind getting shot at B|b
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LEMONAU FLAVOUR!)CANON: Homestuck
PERSONALITY: TOTAL DOUCHEBAG. He is all kind of rude and mean, as well as pretty damn violent. He hates all the Daves, all of them, and is extremely wary of people with horns, pink hair, or telekinetic-y abilities. He will probably stab and/or shoot you at some point. However, he isn't 100% jerk, it's more like 98% or so. He's nice to people if they somehow manage to get off on the right foot with him, or if he owes them somehow. Or if he wants something from them. Any of those options will do.
TYPE OF CR: ANYTHING he still has that new character smell (which is also kind of gross because he never bathes).
NOTES: obviously he is an AU duhh. FUN FACTS: castmates he tolerates/likes includes Jade and Karkat. Everyone else gets glares by default, especially trolls fuck you guys and your horns and shit. But I guess if you don't want to get shot you can say you're friends with one of those two and he might go easy on you? If you're friends with a Dave though you're totally fucked.
Also he totally lives in a tent in garden zone 13, because he's just way too used to being a beachhobo to give it up. Anyone is welcome to bug the hell out of him if they don't mind getting shot at B|b