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[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[hopediesalone]

I can play like

guitar and a few winds

who do you know who plays something John

I know you can sing

[survivethesiren]

Yes! Because what if he starts to wiggle.

You know I'm not too strong.

you wouldn't want me hurt

[halfquake.livejournal.com]

[a_perfect_end]

[...SCORE. This night just keeps getting better and better. Even with the ataxia.]

Let's clarify.

You want me.

To come see u.

[Tron's gonna be so pissed. :D]

[theuserabides]

That narrows it down thanks

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

isnt this what the users invetned those sticks with figners for

fine

where aer yo

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[gottakilldaves]

yeah
well you knwo what
uyo kno what kid
ill fucking tell you how

ts
because
youre
a
fucking
FREAK OF NATURE
WHO SHOULDNT
EVEN
EXIST

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

hey connor, got anybody you need shot?

got the itch to shoot someone but noone who really deserves it

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

[survivethesiren]

I can't bend my arm backwards.

Flynn and Clu have bad taste in lady clothing.

Flynn house.

Duh.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

dint plan this far ahaed

um

idk yet ill tell yo uwhen i think of soemthing

OH RIGHT thsi isnt apart of the dare but do you wanna help get jalens shrit and cape off

[recompiling]

clu

u kno what

you really arn't so bad

except for lihting teh couch on fire

not cool, man

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

i don't know.

if I eat it, I might go into shock.

[hopediesalone]

oh yeah

That's a thing, fuck

okay

okay

okay

we'll

we'll put it on a mountain.

[survivethesiren]

I don't know.

ppl keep telling me about bras.

idk what that is.

[gottakilldaves]

the nmaybe i fucking will

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

yep.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

is parker there?

say hi to parker for me.

[gottakilldaves]

thats a funny way of spellig
STUUUUUUUUUPID

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

[theuserabides]

You can fish the stereo out of the pool while you're here

I'll send Tron if you don't stop screwing around