STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

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[machine-god.livejournal.com]

it means soon

[theuserabides]

[It takes like five minutes before he replies.]

It is the convention for indicating a correction to the previous message

I am being very careful to type this one right to avoid confusion

Also you are drunk

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

who is glados

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

I am not
the beverage I consumed was not fermented
I think

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[gottakilldaves]

jesus im onyl goann shoot teh onje dave
i dont give as fuck about the otherd
mind your own business!!!!!

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[sent later]

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[onceaniso]

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