MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[shipper]

[sorry, but Nepeta isn't allowing that to happen. she catches him by the sleeve and tugs] Come on Karkat, don't be a wriggler!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

...

[ oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god ]

You can't be serious.

[shipper]

I am the most serious I have efur been. So stop looking like I'm going to eat you, sheesh! [tug tug. she's short Karkat, don't make her work harder than she has to for this. step over here all ready.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ he steps over there all ready.

Hold on, have to have the proper footwork here. He spends about 30 seconds making sure he's square in front of Nepeta. Then another 30 seconds steeling himself. Then about ten more to put his hands stiffly on her shoulders.

Finally,

he leans down...

and... ]

This is so fucking awkward oh my God why would anyone set this situation up what the fuck is wrong with the world--

[ He can't stop talking. ]

[shipper]

You are so silly. [but it's murmured fondly. Nepeta grasps Karkat's shirt and pulls him down, initiating the kiss herself]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Mmmf--

[ Shut down. He doesn't move. His hands stay on her shoulders, and his lips are frozen in place. Like the icon you're using, his eyes are wide open as he mentally counts down from 10.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1... ]

Okay, done! We're done! Oh god, we're done!

[ oh silly karkat, that wasn't making out. ]

[shipper]

That sucked. [yeah, she used 100d language. WHO'S GOING TO STOP HER]

I'm purretty sure that doesn't even count as a kiss.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

What. Why the fuck not.

[shipper]

Because I could have gotten more of a reaction if I licked a wall, that's why!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll show you a goddamn kiss!

[ Remember how his hands were on her shoulders? Oh, no. This shit just got personal. One hand goes to the back of her head to pull her close as he leans down. The other wraps around, resting across her back.

The kiss is a little rough, but hey. It's Karkat. He's trying to prove a point.

WE ARE GETTING OUR KISS ON. THIS TIME, FOR REAL. ]

[shipper]

[SHE WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS AT ALL

there's a moment of complete shock, and then another moment of oh god my red crush is kissing me oh god, and then Nepeta reacts. she throws her arms around his neck and kisses back, perfectly fine with Karkat using a little force]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

OKAY WE'RE DONE. ]

There!

[shipper]

[I'm sorry Karkat, but the catgirl you're trying to reach is currently unavailable.

try calling back when she's not in a blissful mess and hanging off of your neck]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Push pushhh. ]

Nepeta...?

[ Puuuuuuuuuuush. ]

Oh god. I broke her.

[ Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush. ]

With my lips.

[shipper]

[she clings tighter and just. laughs a little bit.

woooooooow. her red crush kissed her. she kissed her red crush. that just happened.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ face poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke ]

[shipper]

That was much better, Karkat. [forehead kiss!]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

...

[ Wow, this is suddenly more awkward than it was previously. Which shouldn't even be possible. ]

[shipper]

[awkward? I think you mean amazing. Nepeta is just going to snuggle a little now, yessir.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ ....Here, have a backpat. ]