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Jack Noir ♠ (AU) ([personal profile] gottakilldaves) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp 2011-06-21 08:17 am (UTC)

Name: Jack Noir
Current location: Asphodel
Current Physical Appearance: Older, starting to go grey by now, jeez. He still wears classy suits and bathes rarely. He also has A MILLION MORE ROBOPARTS which now include both arms, both eyes, everything from the waist-down, and most of his organs. He also has sharp metal teeth because I find the concept hilarious. His scar map has greatly expanded due to those roborgans listen above. He also wears fake skin over his right hand because too many roboparts kind of freak him out.
Summary: SO. ROBOPARTS. Jack may not be the most talented cyborg, but if nothing else he's proven he's very good at adjusting to suddenly having more mechanical bits. This also makes him a good guinea pig for what sorts of roboparts are compatible with human bodies. He was taken early on in the war and used for testing and experimentation (IRONY), leading to most of his body being replaced with mechanical parts. It sucked. A lot. The horrific torture kind of suck. Luckily enough, he was rescued before he lost all of his humanity. It was probably by Karkat because Jack is a douche and doesn't have many friends.

Physically, he healed surprisingly quick, because he is Jack Fucking Noir and not even getting cut in half can slow him down. But mentally, it's been much slower. Some days he acts just like he was before -- a hissy screechy stabby asshole who loves shitty puns and old mobster movies -- but other days he'll just freeze up completely and turn into a terrified wreck. Robots fucked him up good. His own mechanical limbs freak him out sometimes. And whenever Hypatia is brought up? Pure bloodthirsty rage. He's nowhere near stable enough to take her on yet, but damned if he doesn't make it sound like he's ready. In fact, Hypatia has become the new object of his undying hate. Pantsless isn't off the hook, of course, and he still thinks Striders are douchebags, but since his rescue he hasn't made a single attempt to kill any Daves. Progress??

anyway he lives in a carboard box outside wherever the fuck Karkat lives. He throws sand around it sometimes and puts on CDs of beachsounds. JUST LIKE HOME.

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