IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

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TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

Re: ALEJANDRO

[notjelly]

Alejandro I have something to tell you!

I know that we are young, and I know you may love me
But I just can't be with you like this anymore Alejandro!
She's got hands in her pockets and she
something something other language
mention of a country and how this guy is soooo hot and stuff!
And then it's like
Don't call my name, don't call my name, ALEJANDRO!
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando!
Who the hell is Fernando?
Anyway, don't call my name, ALEJANDRO!
ALEJANDRO, ALEJANDRO!!
ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALEJANDRO!
ALE-FREAKING-JANDRO, ALEJANDRO!
And so on with the ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE!!!
She's not broken, she's just a baby
Wait, literally? Cause that's just wrong!
But her boyfriend's like a dad which is also really weird!
What the hell, she should see a psychologist!
And anyway some fire stuff
And then that one country again and how you're so damn hot!
DON'T CALL MY NAME, ALEJANDRO!
ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE-ALE

...

...JANDRO!
DON'T CALL MY NAME ALEJANDRO JEEZ ALE-ALEJANDRO
NO ONE LIKES A CLINGY ASSHOLE!
ALEJANDRO, ALEJANDRO!
And so on with the Alejandros all over the place!
I have no idea who this Gaga Lady is but she's basically my hero right now!
And now finally
ALEJANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

Look just. Put me out of my FUCKING MISERY.

[notjelly]

Never! It is the greatest song!