IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[articletwelve]

It was good.

[ it was brilliant, actually. he should have thought of it sooner. ]

You only get one.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[EXCEPT THAT IT DIDN'T WORK.]

Fine then. It's my turn to ask you.

Truth or dare?

[that is totally how the rules work, right]

[articletwelve]

You can't ask me anything. You can't talk.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

I can too! Your dare is dysfunctional! You can't have a dare that lasts past the end of the game!

Truth or dare?

[articletwelve]

It can last until the end. So you shouldn't be talking at all.

[ LOL STILL NOT PICKING. ]

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[She just glares at him. He wants to play this the hard way? Fine. They can play it the hard way.

She stalks off, out of sight around a corner. There's a few loud bangs, a rummaging sound, and then she reappears and slaps a piece of paper down in front of him.]

LMFAO PARKER

[articletwelve]

[ man, and here he thought he was going to be rid of her for good. NO SUCH LUCK. Wash's eyebrows rise to the sky at the banging, and even more so when alls he comes back with is a piece of paper. ]

...You've got to be kidding me.

:D

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[nope.

She just taps the paper. Insistently.

God help her, he is going to choose one.]

[articletwelve]

[ does he have to :(

(answer: yes)

OKAY FINE ]












Truth.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Parker just stares at him for a moment, and then grabs the paper back. She scribbles furiously, holding it up again for him to read when she's done.]

dead. i am dead.

[articletwelve]

Nobody's pregnant!

it was all i could think of sob

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

I call bullshit!

We all saw the test results, Agent Washington!

it's perfect

[articletwelve]

They were fake!

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Parker opens her mouth to respond - and then closes it again. She is not a cheater, okay and it's not her fault her mun forgot the rules while writing that last tag.

She grabs the paper back and scribbles a response.]

[articletwelve]

It's not bullshit! He's not pregnant! No one is!

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[FUCK DA POLICE]

Lots of people are pregnant! Where do you think babies come from?

[articletwelve]

[ LMFAO TOO PISSED TO NOTICE SHE'S TALKING ]

Not from men!

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[SUCCESS]

We're in space! Anything can happen!

[articletwelve]

No it can't!

[ oh here they go again ]

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

Yes it can!

[implying they ever stopped.]

[articletwelve]

[ they did. for like five minutes. it was beautiful. ]

It's not physically possible!

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[it was five minutes of time they could have spent arguing.

It was a tragedy and a waste.]

Then how do you explain Alejandro?

[articletwelve]

[ what about silence. this was supposed to be a quiet time. ]

He's an idiot who thinks he's funny.

[ somehow this describes 99.9% of everyone he knows ]

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Silence is for people who aren't any fun.

...well, that and bank heists.]

I didn't see him laughing.

[articletwelve]

[ ... ]

He doesn't have a sense of humor.