my angel is the centerfold angel is the centerfold!
Jin hadn't even known that Sacrosanct had its own porn magazine.
Really, they'd only come here for coffee. Well, Skyfire had come for coffee; Jin had come for the off-brand Snickers bars, and mere curiosity had led him into the magazine racks.
They stood there, bright red, staring at "THE NAKED SACROSANCT - chicks and dudes, dicks and sploodge, and everything in between!!" (in comic sans) and Jin wondered, not for the first time, what the hell was wrong with this place. The cover was a kaleidoscope of tits.
"Why would..." Jin began.
"I don't know," Skyfire said weakly. "Would Hypatia--?"
"No, look, it's by someone named 'Camille.' Who's Camille?"
Skyfire could only shake his head.
"Do you think it's...anyone we know?"
"I don't know and I don't want to know."
"Oh stars, no, me neither. Let's--we should get rid of it."
"We--what?"
"What if children see this?"
Skyfire looked horrified at the mere thought.
"We'll just...just throw them out," Jin said, reaching a shaking hand toward the magazine. "Just..."
His hand twitched and he dropped the magazine to the floor. It fell open right to the centerfold. Morbid curiosity drew Jin's gaze straight to it, and Skyfire had to lean down to see properly.
They both went ashen at the exact same time.
Later, they both stood outside, watching the convenience store burn to the ground. Station drones were already trying to put out the fire, but if dragon blood is good for anything, it's burning stuff.
77 WHY
my angel is the centerfold
angel is the centerfold!
Jin hadn't even known that Sacrosanct had its own porn magazine.
Really, they'd only come here for coffee. Well, Skyfire had come for coffee; Jin had come for the off-brand Snickers bars, and mere curiosity had led him into the magazine racks.
They stood there, bright red, staring at "THE NAKED SACROSANCT - chicks and dudes, dicks and sploodge, and everything in between!!" (in comic sans) and Jin wondered, not for the first time, what the hell was wrong with this place. The cover was a kaleidoscope of tits.
"Why would..." Jin began.
"I don't know," Skyfire said weakly. "Would Hypatia--?"
"No, look, it's by someone named 'Camille.' Who's Camille?"
Skyfire could only shake his head.
"Do you think it's...anyone we know?"
"I don't know and I don't want to know."
"Oh stars, no, me neither. Let's--we should get rid of it."
"We--what?"
"What if children see this?"
Skyfire looked horrified at the mere thought.
"We'll just...just throw them out," Jin said, reaching a shaking hand toward the magazine. "Just..."
His hand twitched and he dropped the magazine to the floor. It fell open right to the centerfold. Morbid curiosity drew Jin's gaze straight to it, and Skyfire had to lean down to see properly.
They both went ashen at the exact same time.
Later, they both stood outside, watching the convenience store burn to the ground. Station drones were already trying to put out the fire, but if dragon blood is good for anything, it's burning stuff.
"We will never speak of this again," Jin said.
"Nope. Never."
"Never."