First of all: I've heard the one about the crankshaft like a million times, and--

What, really? Oh, that's, that sounds...So, I mean what are you carrying, anyway? Jacketed or hollowpoint? You'll have to tell me all about the recoil, and!

Silly me, I'm just assuming you mean small arms. You wanna extend your magazine, right?

Oh god I'm sorry.