[doop doop casually sweeping Jade off her feet and dipping her down how romantic]
Do we give a single fuck what the Daves think about this? Do we give a single fuck what anyone thinks about this?
The answer is no. No, we do not.
Together we will tear down the barriers between interspecies makeouts. We will usher in a new age -- an age of enlightenment and mutual cultural exchange, a veritable renaissance of free love and not giving a fuck! The uninformed opinions of angry grey-texed assholes and orange creamsicle flavored crows and those allergic to pants can just go jump right off a cliff. We will spread our message far and wide, reaching out to all those who will heed our words. We will get pregnant and die, and the grubs that burst forth from our still-warm corpses will live in a world not shackled by such close-minded thinking. They will continue our mission, our legacy.
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Do we give a single fuck what the Daves think about this? Do we give a single fuck what anyone thinks about this?
The answer is no. No, we do not.
Together we will tear down the barriers between interspecies makeouts. We will usher in a new age -- an age of enlightenment and mutual cultural exchange, a veritable renaissance of free love and not giving a fuck! The uninformed opinions of angry grey-texed assholes and orange creamsicle flavored crows and those allergic to pants can just go jump right off a cliff. We will spread our message far and wide, reaching out to all those who will heed our words. We will get pregnant and die, and the grubs that burst forth from our still-warm corpses will live in a world not shackled by such close-minded thinking. They will continue our mission, our legacy.
Now let's make this happen.
[smooch!]