http://timeturntable.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp 2011-11-18 08:09 am (UTC)

[ You are not DIRTY DANCING. No, you are doing this old-school. Something about the tender strains of her SCREECHY ERINYES' VOCAL CORDS sets your vascular pump apparatus aflame, and more cowbell just won't tame these fires. It can't tame them. You basically CAN'T BE TAMED.

No, this is far more tender. This brings out the romantic in you. This is you bringing her close as quietly as possible before moving in to softly press your lips against hers. One hand trails lightly over her side, gliding along past hints of a teal light shining before alighting on her cheek. When your lips DO meet, it is no mere Patrick Swayze smooch. This is Elwes and Wright at their finest - no, better yet, you have transcended their actors. This is Roberts, once Westley, and Buttercup. She FILLS YOU UP, your BUTTERCUP, and you hope she never breaks your heart.

Angels sing their triumphant chorus as magic mack-daddy Strider works his charms. That is BASICALLY HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT THIS.
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