"Never Have I Ever" Meme!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Meme time? Meme time.

" never have i ever " ✖ Reply with a character stating "Never have I ever ______". It must be something they have actually never done... but it might be something they know their best friend did yesterday. ✖ Respond to comments with your character taking a drink if it's something they've done. Feel free to assume compulsion, it's a meme. But they may want to be subtle about it, because... ✖ Any other character is free to see and comment. Threadjack away! ✖ This is just for fun, so anything revealed in these threads won't carry over into the game unless everyone involved agrees to it.

original idea from counted_stars, who took it from crackorata.

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

SHUT. UP.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BOTBOINKER!

[gottakilldaves]

I NEVER BOINKED ANY BOTS!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...Did you TRY to?

[gottakilldaves]

NO!!

[not yet sob]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Did you WANT to.

[STAAAAAAAARE]

[gottakilldaves]

[GRABBIN HIS STABS VRISKA SHUT UP

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

NEVER HAVE I EVER WANTED TO BOINK A BOT!

1/2

[gottakilldaves]

[aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

[gottakilldaves]

[DRINK IN ONE HAND

KNIFE IN THE OTHER

HE IS MAKING THIS HAPEN]

I FUCKING HATE YOU! [STAB STAB SIP STAB]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

STOP HATEHITTING ON ME YOU ARE LIKE EIGHT BAJILLION YEARS OLD AND ALSO A BOTBOINKER!

[STABS ARE WAY LESS PAINFUL THAN THOUGHTS OF HOBOJACKS BOINKING BOTS

BRB CURLING INTO FOETAL POSITION]

[gottakilldaves]

Oh yeah?! Never have I ever tried to hit on any fairybitches!!

[ACCEPT YOUR STABS. DO IT.]

And never have I ever pretended everyone was hitting on me to make myself feel like less of a fucking loser! [suck it]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[NOOOOOOOOPAPSHOOSHSCREAMFLAIL]

NEVER HAVE I EVER REPELLED EVERYBODY WITH MY HOBOSTINK TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE TO RESORT TO BOTBOINKIIIIIIIING!

[featheryasshole]

[sip]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

 

 

 

 

Oh my god Dave.

[featheryasshole]

Don't say anything, okay. Just. Don't.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

 

 

 

Harley. She. Is who you were thinking of. Her. Arm.

Right?

[BEST FRIEND EVER]

[featheryasshole]

Yeah. Obviously.

[THE FUCKING BEST OH MY GOD]

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

...Jade doesn't count, dude.

[featheryasshole]

Well, maybe you should've mentioned that before I drank.

[actually it's good he didn't because. Davesprite would've had to drink anyway oops]

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

I kind of thought that was already your stance on the whole bot vs. human thing.

[featheryasshole]

Uh. Yeah. I guess I just. Forgot? Temporarily?

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Of course you did. There's nothing un-fucking-believable about that at all.

[featheryasshole]

Dude, stop giving me that look.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Never.