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[rebuildscience]

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN...

MAKEOUTS MEME

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! (Possibly by kisseltoe, who gives a crap that it's May.) CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[selfkismesis]

[ Karkat takes each step towards Eridan like a man running through a mine field. Eventually, his hands find Eridan's scarf, and it looks like he's trying to decide between headbutting him or smooching the everliving fuck out of him. It's a hard choice to make. ]

The opposite of towards me, you notorious-- [ whoops looks like he decided the smooching. ]

[pariahdom]

[Why is everyone grabbing his scarf, man. Either way, Eridan just stares him down until he decides and shit he's totally smooching him.

YOLO MAN WE'RE SMOOCHING BACK THIS IS ERIDAN'S LUCKY NIGHT OR SOMETHING WHOOP.]

[selfkismesis]

[ that scarf is like... a handle, man. easy to steer eridans with.

but yeah there is some pretty intense smooching going on here. considering karkat is a terrible smoocher, there is also drool. and accidental biting. and nose bumping. and wow this is embarrassing. ]

[mcfussyfangs]

I am not okay with this!

[She gnashes her teeth at him and her kiss gets a little bitey. They may or may not be blood. She may or may not be licking it off his and her own lips.]

This is vile. You taste bitter and pathetic.

[pariahdom]

[okay you have a point there.

But there is still something that's going on that is obvious: Karkat you are miserable. You need help.

Eridan will try to fix this smooching because he's pretty much a pro with Gamzee so it can't be much different with Karkat. Totally. ... Not at all. He doesn't even mind the biting or the drool even if it's a little bit awkward and misleading? But who cares, this is pretty great.]

[pariahdom]

[Ow man. Teeth.

... This is kind of getting a little bit hot. I mean---]

... You don't taste too bad yourself.

[ERIDAN NO THAT'S NOT... WHAT ARE YOu DOING]

[selfkismesis]

This-- [ smooch ] --is so fucking-- [ smooch smooch oh look hi tongue smooch ] gross. [ now you understand the true meaning of sloppy makeouts. ]

[mcfussyfangs]

[Kanaya pauses. She makes the most disgusted face in the world.

And then she punches him in the gut and backs away.]

I think I may be physically ill.

Davesprite

[featheryasshole]

[featheryasshole]

Hey, Karkat! 8eep 8oop~

[davesprite no]

[selfkismesis]

[ karkat straight up swoons ]

[featheryasshole]

So how hard exactly do you want to smooch these robolips right now? On a scale from one to t- eight?

[davesprite are you drunk again]

Ladon Ceto

[justamobster]

Wanda Lehnsherr

[doesthemath]

Cathy Barrett

[ranfromnormal]

natasha romanoff;

[duplicities]

[justamobster]

[ Hopefully Toby's nowhere nearby.

Even if all he does is peck her on the cheek like a shy little boy. Casanova is is not. ]

[crotcharrow]

[Hey Cathy, have a pouty speedster vaguely in the vicinity.]

[articletwelve]

{ yeeeeeah this isn't going to end well. at least he's a guy this time? ]

Agent Washington (OU)

[articletwelve]

[ look i never get to use this icon okay ]

Justin Law

[guilloteen]

max guevara.

[revvedup]

[ranfromnormal]

[Yes, hopefully Toby isn't nearby. Cathy touches the spot where he kissed her cheek with her fingertips, and then with a bit of a laugh grabbed the front of his shirt to hold him in place. She returns the favor with a kiss to his cheek, but...well...she can't seem to make herself let go.]

[ranfromnormal]

[Cathy does not find pouting acceptable. She meanders over, slings an arm around the back of his neck and presses a kiss to his lips.]

This is a no-frown zone, Speed.

[selfkismesis]

[ karkat's need for robolips outweighs his paltry dignity or his ability to respond, which isn't really that hard. at all. instead, he is grabbing poor Davesprite by his womanly roboarms and is smooching the shit out of him.

this is the price you must pay for your trolling. ]