Haha I am pretty sure most of the sharky things are pretty apparent but I will list them off anyway.
Stroking his throat equates to flipping a shark on its back: involuntary relaxation. His teeth grow back. He doesn't chew his food, has no gag reflex, and sometimes eats things that aren't food because they inexplicably look delicious to him. If subjected to captivity, he will go crazy and kill himself. (The same way large sharks in captivity will repeatedly ram into the walls of their tanks until they die huuur)
Red thinks that humans are very interesting. Everything is super weird to her but I think that what intrigues her most is that they are so different. The customs differ from person to person and she can't keep it straight. Some humans "Can't dance" and to her it is like 'wat it should be instinctive what do you mean you can't'.
Also bathrooms. What the hell the poop disappears how do you leave each other message- oh yeah network devices.
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Stroking his throat equates to flipping a shark on its back: involuntary relaxation. His teeth grow back. He doesn't chew his food, has no gag reflex, and sometimes eats things that aren't food because they inexplicably look delicious to him. If subjected to captivity, he will go crazy and kill himself. (The same way large sharks in captivity will repeatedly ram into the walls of their tanks until they die huuur)
Red thinks that humans are very interesting. Everything is super weird to her but I think that what intrigues her most is that they are so different. The customs differ from person to person and she can't keep it straight. Some humans "Can't dance" and to her it is like 'wat it should be instinctive what do you mean you can't'.
Also bathrooms. What the hell the poop disappears how do you leave each other message- oh yeah network devices.