alaspooryork: (my true form)
Intelligence Program Delta ([personal profile] alaspooryork) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp 2010-12-23 02:53 am (UTC)

:D

Delta:
1. Since Halo is a Microsoft property, Delta runs on a Windows-based operating system. This is the real reason smart AIs go insane and die after seven years.

2. Delta is USB compatible. See icon.

3. Despite fact 1, Delta will never actually go rampant, no matter how much he fears the possibility. Due to the unique method of his creation, he has already gone insane - and therefore it won't happen again.

Emile:
1. Emile has gotten laid more often than all the rest of Noble Team combined.

2. The skull on his helmet took about two years to finish because he only made one knife stroke for every Elite kill.

3. Emile is actually fascinated by alien technology. If he hadn't watched his planet get destroyed by the aliens when he was seven years old, he probably would have gone into xenoarchaeology or experimental design.

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