Her first real mishap invloved calculating the airspeed velocity of a recovered lawnmower blade; she's been missing a chunk of her right ring finger ever since, and there's a large, keloidal reason she mostly wears jumpsuits.

When she was sixteen, she discovered that "hotwire" is technically not supposed to involve live current. Her short-term memory has never been quite the same.

But the deadliest, most exhilarating woopsie-doodle had to be what transpired while testing the sacred theorem of her classic holotape, do deathclaws dream of electric sheep.

Two drinks down, she'll brag about the fact that the hardest part? Was finding the sheep.