That frail little thinkpan of yours seems to be leaking again, Strider. Vrisk-A. Two syllables. Not hard.

But okay! If we'd met in the game instead of here, I'd planned on first showing John how to use the sweet god-tier powers he's destined to get. Maaaaaaaan, those abilities are the best. So awesome and cool. It sure is a pity that not everybody is fated to get them, huh? Oh well! I guess that's my answer!