Name: Jeff 'Joker' Moreau Canon: Mass Effect Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; I'm playing through Mass Effect 1 right now (actually scripting it, with all of the options and whatnot. clearly I don't value my sanity) and Joker's from the sequel, so I have to make sure I'm tagging with ME2 Joker instead of the ME1 Joker I'm speaking to in the game, but beyond that? Yeah, the muse is definitely here. Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; He, uh... Just got here. So. ♥ Current Status: Joker is currently bored shitless because he's not allowed out of that goddam bed, but the recent arrival of EDI is definitely helping that boredom a lot. Still, even if he doesn't get up much normally, he likes having the option of getting up if he wants to. And no, that was not a sexual joke. Future Plans: Oh man. I've got one plan involving hilarity but I don't want to spoil it here... Zaeed owes him a drink, so there's that. What else... Wow, I really can't think right now. But whatever it is, odds are it'll involve EDI whether he likes it or not, because she's a stalker that way. :D
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Canon: Mass Effect
Muse Strength: ■■■■□ 4/5; I'm playing through Mass Effect 1 right now (actually scripting it, with all of the options and whatnot. clearly I don't value my sanity) and Joker's from the sequel, so I have to make sure I'm tagging with ME2 Joker instead of the ME1 Joker I'm speaking to in the game, but beyond that? Yeah, the muse is definitely here.
Likelihood of Drop: □□□□□ 0/5; He, uh... Just got here. So. ♥
Current Status: Joker is currently bored shitless because he's not allowed out of that goddam bed, but the recent arrival of EDI is definitely helping that boredom a lot. Still, even if he doesn't get up much normally, he likes having the option of getting up if he wants to. And no, that was not a sexual joke.
Future Plans: Oh man. I've got one plan involving hilarity but I don't want to spoil it here... Zaeed owes him a drink, so there's that. What else... Wow, I really can't think right now. But whatever it is, odds are it'll involve EDI whether he likes it or not, because she's a stalker that way. :D