Character Name/Fandom: Bro Strider / Homestuck A little about the character: Epic douchebag broseph ninja guardian puppet pornographer rapper Current Situation: Currently living with his twin brother/sons; his website is up so now he has the following goals: - Station-wide rap battle. He's doing this. He's making it hapen. He'll need help from some engineers, but luckily he knows TWO excellent ones! - Making Davesprite human-ish again rather than just a weird energy construct bird mutant. What kind of CR are you looking for?: PANFANDOM! Bro needs more friends who aren't trolls (of the gray-skinned kind) and who ARE his own age. It is weird enough that a man who is nearly thirty years old (even if he only looks 19 OH TIME POWERS) kicks his thirteen year old brother around; it's weirder that said thirty year old's friends are thirteen, except for that cute engineer chick and that weird shark guy :|
ALSO! IS YOUR CHARACTER TOTAL SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO COMBAT!? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT THEIR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG? ARE THEY ROUTINELY LAID LOW BY MAILBOXES? Bro is willing to provide Training From Hell for you if you like :3 On the other end of things, he's actually trying to get fast enough to dodge bullets, so if anyone wants to shoot rubber rounds at him for a while so he can try to push his limits, you can do that too.
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A little about the character: Epic douchebag broseph ninja guardian puppet pornographer rapper
Current Situation: Currently living with his twin brother/sons; his website is up so now he has the following goals:
- Station-wide rap battle. He's doing this. He's making it hapen. He'll need help from some engineers, but luckily he knows TWO excellent ones!
- Making Davesprite human-ish again rather than just a weird energy construct bird mutant.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: PANFANDOM! Bro needs more friends who aren't trolls (of the gray-skinned kind) and who ARE his own age. It is weird enough that a man who is nearly thirty years old (even if he only looks 19 OH TIME POWERS) kicks his thirteen year old brother around; it's weirder that said thirty year old's friends are thirteen, except for that cute engineer chick and that weird shark guy :|
ALSO! IS YOUR CHARACTER TOTAL SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO COMBAT!? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT THEIR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG? ARE THEY ROUTINELY LAID LOW BY MAILBOXES? Bro is willing to provide Training From Hell for you if you like :3 On the other end of things, he's actually trying to get fast enough to dodge bullets, so if anyone wants to shoot rubber rounds at him for a while so he can try to push his limits, you can do that too.