RELEASE THE EVIL

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Kink Meme 2.0

Same rules as last time.

post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!

- one request per comment!
- if you make a request, please try and fill one too!
- have fun!
- chat is full of terrible people!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

ANON/ABRAXAS

HATESEX

[(Anonymous)]

ERIDAN/SOLLUX

...ALSO HATESEX

[(Anonymous)]

BRO/JACK

EVEN MORE HATESEX

[(Anonymous)]

BLACK-TWO/NOBLE SIX

First for not hatesex?

[(Anonymous)]

Jorge/Bonny

"Tang"

reCAPTCHA has the word "placenta" in it. Thought I'd share.

[(Anonymous)]

EMILE/LEGION/TERMINATOR

Dance real damn cray-cray.

[(Anonymous)]

Kevin Flynn/Tron

"Welcome home"

[(Anonymous)]

Jorge/Jack/Vaultie

They're haaaaaalping

I dont even

[(Anonymous)]

Red as a dominatrix.

[(Anonymous)]

clu/soundwave

DATA UPLOAD

[(Anonymous)]

Kanaya/Jaime

Sloppy prom makeouts.

[(Anonymous)]

Davesprite/Nepeta.

The most adorable matesprits pawssible! (Keep it to kissing and being cute, please. ;_; )

[(Anonymous)]

Jaime/Anyone else in space armor

Armor frottage

[(Anonymous)]

Sollux/Feferi

aftermath

[(Anonymous)]

Eridan/evveryone
Bitches lovve wwhales

this will be my entire fill in the WHOLE MEME. a paid if you can guess who this is.

[(Anonymous)]

"OH WHALE," moaned bitch as other bitch slowly took off bitch 3's clothes. "STICK IT IN ME REPEATEDLY AND WITH FORCE BECAUSE SOMEHOW OUR SPECIES ARE COMPATIBLE."

Whale made whale noises similar to when Free Willy saw Jesse by the side of the pool, which means he's turned on to the max, and thrust his package into bitch with the hips he doesn't have. Unfortunately, one large difference between a whale and a female turian is that whales don't have two dicks, so other bitch and bitch 3 had nothing really to do besides rub themselves all up and down whale in a stereotypically sexy fashion.

Approximately 3.14 thrusts later, Whale came, unleashing his huge sticky whale load inside bitch, but lol bitch is puny human so while other bitch and bitch 3 are still like "O BB WHALE /coochie rubbin'", bitch is unable to contain that amount of liquid in her puny mortal womanparts, so she explodes in a fountain of blood and insides, but the moral of this story is

bitches lovve whales.

[(Anonymous)]

...so somehow it didn't occur to me that the eridan thing was PART of the bitches lovve whales thing.

So replace all references to 'bitch' with 'eridan' and 'blood' with 'purple blood'. The rest of the fill is fine as/is.

[(Anonymous)]

Dave/Bro/Davesprite

The puppets watch.

[(Anonymous)]

I lol'd so hard

I WILL FIND YOU.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[See keywords but replace hussie with eridan's]

[(Anonymous)]

dave/sollux/davesprite


it's a sollux sandwitch with delicious whole-dave bread.

[(Anonymous)]

SHODAN / Sarah Connor

[(Anonymous)]

seconded

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kdjflaksdjlfaksjdl;fkasjdlfasdkafjsdlkjflsakjfa;dslkfjals;dkjfa

/quietly writes it.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Oh awesome, now I can hate myself less for what I'm writing.









/stalks