This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

>:D

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

...Why aren't we moving.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[ A:LJL:KSJA;lkkl MUST RESIST THE URGE TO MURDER. If only because there'd be no other suspects in such a closed space. >::::I ]

Of course you don't. Gosh, Dave. You are so cool. If only we were all as cool as you.

[ Redrawing the line. Again. OVER YOUR SHOES. ]

You're over the line.

[ WH4T NOW??? >:] ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Not sure the world could handle that. It's only got room for a select few, the coolkid chosen, and-


[ Don't mind Dave. Just peering down at you and raising a single eyebrow. ]

Kay.

[ LOOK WHO DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. Okay so that's not true, his gill-fin-things are pretty much flat against his neck and that might be a bit of a giveaway. ]

oh shit son

[alaspooryork]

Unknown. The power appears to be fully functional, but we have stopped between floors.

Investigating.

[circuitry]

[/TRYING. SO HARD. NOT TO RAGE.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[ SO noted. And. Uh. Just. Standing up now. NO SCRUBBING AROUND ON THE FLOOR, VRISKA, IT'S UNDIGNIFIED. ]

[ ...Almost as undignified as using that sharpie to draw a W-shaped moustache on your face. ]

Still feeling cool, Daaaaaaaave~?

[dismembers.livejournal.com]

[ WHY ISN'T IT MOVING WHY ISN'T IT MOVING WHY ISN'T IT--

This must be your fault. ]

STUPID SAGGY LOUD MEAT

FIX IT

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[ Through gritted fangs: ] Somehow I KNOW you're the one responsible for this. Any excuse to spend more time with me, riiiiiiiight? Sis~?

[ TEEHEE ]

[ THIS IS SO FUNNY AND NOT INFURIATING AT ALL ]

1/2

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ For a moment, you are perfectly still- ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ And then you strike. ]
[ With all the speed you have to offer, one hand is heading towards Vriska's forehead to slam her into the wall, the other towards that fucking sharpie. ]

GRID

[dismembers.livejournal.com]

[ HEADBUTTS THE GODDAMN CONTROL PANEL.








And starts shrieking when this achieves absolutely jack shit. ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

HahahahaaaAAAAAAAHHAKJHGARGHFGL--

[ All the screaming and armflailing. All. Of. It. ]

DON'T YOU DARE!

[ That was. Far too screechy to be properly threatening. BUT STILL. ]

[creepersphere.livejournal.com]

[ Turns to stare at. Do you see that big metal ball? Yeah, there's no meat on that thing :c Sorry Vaultie. ]



[ DON'T MIND HIM he's just eyeballing your delicious DNA while he talks. ]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[FROWN FROWN aren't you the voice that hurt HAL when Vaultie was... sick and acting all weird but-- He's all better now. He glances over his shoulder before crouching in front of the elevator panel, turning invisible as he does so.]

Can't you do something robot? Hack something?

[YEAH ROBOT.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay. I can do this.

[He crouches down in front of the buttons and-- oh hey there's a keyhole! Maybe it unlocks something--

He pulls out the screwdriver and bobby pins he always carries around and starts to fiddle around with it.]

You think this needs a fission battery?

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

What's the- [ GRABBING AT THAT FUCKING SHARPIE. HE IS WRESTLING THAT FROM YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OR HE IS GOING TO DIE IN THE PROCESS. ] -matter? Afraid of a little- [ ow jegus arms hurt when they hit your stomach- ] -marker?

[theuserabides]

[Huh. You'd think he'd have noticed the xenomorph and just waited for the next car.]

I doubt I can.

[We're not on the Grid, Grid.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[ That's right, Derpy Human. FOLLOW ORDERS. Yeah!!!!!!!! ]

What? A fishing battery? Fishing is for losers and seadwellers and loser seadwellers. And also there's no water here, duh. Seriously. So dumb.

Is it fixed now?

[creepersphere.livejournal.com]

[ He starts floating closer. ]



[ THAT IS A LOAD OF CROCK he just wants to be alone with you Vaultie since unless he is horribly mistaken you're the insane fleshsack HAL is so taken with.

bb come here and let him melt you ]

[dismembers.livejournal.com]

[ DROPS DOWN FROM THE ROOF OF THE CAR or something idefk don't question it okay. ]

FIX IT

SHEPARD

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Damn, this load time ride was ridiculous.]

[tsuntsunfuckyou.livejournal.com]

[ Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. ]

[This is the foottap of an irritable little girl who does not have the patience for this.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

No, no. Fission. Like. Uh. The energy. Fission energy. When you split atoms in--

[The thing Vaultie was fiddling with happened to be the alarm. Cue loud alarm bell ringing noises as he sets it off-- at least, the... fire men will find them? Vaultie falls back on his ass with a squawk.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Wh--

[ Just going to. Neglect defending the sharpie for a second because OMG LOW BLOW, ASSHOLE. AWW NAW YOU DIDN'T. ]

Ha ha! I'm not scared of any Markers, smartass, it just sent me crazy it didn't scare me this is totally different and also FUCK YOU, GET OFF! You're over the fucking line!

[ PAP SHOOSH NAK DOOF ]

[circuitry]

What the -- You're blaming me? I wasn't even doing anything! You probably broke it by button-mashing it so much.

[LOOK AT HER LAUGH, VRISKA.

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS.]