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This is all Amanda's fault :I

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Threaded | Flat

Edited 2011-03-22 00:07 (UTC)

[FRANTIC BUTTON MASHING GOES HERE]

[B| FOREVER]

... oh, you've got to be kidding.

Really? Even the User-world elevators are broken? Really?

[He hates this place and everything it stands for.]

Edited 2011-03-22 00:12 (UTC)

REPLIES WILL BE SLOW.

[ ...

Fuck. ]

[Broken elevator? Cue...no change in behavior whatsoever.]

Edited 2011-03-22 00:23 (UTC)

[Commence side-eyeing. WHO WILL HE HAVE TO EAT TO SURVIVE? He's willing to do it. He's willing.]

[Why is she taking the elevator.]

[Did someone mention arguing?

Or crazy?]

[Don't worry, he'll have this fixed in a jiffy.]

[what how did I get here and why can't I ride the network out]

[This is why he prefers the stairs.]

[Just sort of. Stares at it. Like it'll start moving on its own any second now.

[... Aaaaaany second now.]

[ HEADBUTTS THE GODDAMN CONTROL PANEL.

And starts shrieking when this achieves absolutely jack shit. ]

[Damn, this ~~load time~~ ride was ridiculous.]

[Punches the console in anger.]

God dammit!

[...Pushes button.

...Pushes it again.

...Onnnnnne more time.]

[Just scratches at the door.

When that fails to provide results, he barks.

And when that doesn't work, he scratches again. Surely it will work this time.]

[/slowly starts pushing the button for her floor like it's going to make some kind of difference. >:/ ]

[WHY DIDN'T I JUST USE THE VENTS]

[SCREEEE WHAT'S SHE DOING IN THIS LITTLE MOVING BOX IN THE FIRST PLACE OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH

WAIT IT STOPPED. WHY'S IT STOPPING. IS IT SUPPOSED TO STOP?

this mental freakout evident in the expression on her face, to he credit she manages to keep mostly calm vocally, though she does have her arms wrapped TIGHTLY AROUND HER HAIR]

Um... is it supposed to be stopped like this?

[ Just gonna. Quietly see if he can find a port to do some internal maintenance. Derp. ]

[ ...Takes up half the elevator in his armor, whoops 8|;; ]

[THIS MUST BE A HELL OF AN ELEVATOR TO FIT HIS FAT AFT ON IT]

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