KINK MEME 3.0

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

Same rules as last time and the time before.

post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!

- one request per comment!
- if you make a request, please try and fill one too!
- have fun!
- chat is full of terrible people!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Shepard/Garrus Hallucination

Garrus is there for her when everything is bleak. Or at least that's what she thinks.

_{I am a horrible person.}

[(Anonymous)]

Clu/Flynn/Motoko/The Major. TWIN SANDWICH, I DARE YOU.

[(Anonymous)]

Sing's front page/Goggles (http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/)

Make it tender.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCK this is gonna be gorey. BRB, writing it.

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

And then Flynn died of exhaustion and dehydration. Clu was sad, but neither of the Majors cared.

[(Anonymous)]

*Clu was sad, but then had hot and steamy Clupile sex with the Majors to take his mind off of it.

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

Everyone's a critic. :P

[(Anonymous)]

HALO cast - paleslut orgy

every gets together and talks about FEELINGS and EMOTIONS and works through their ISSUES

[(Anonymous)]

Kat/Emile

Trying to provoke Carter

[(Anonymous)]

Isaac Clarke/chocolate cake

SO RONERY

[(Anonymous)]

Thane/Motoko while she was pretending to be Irikah.

HERE LET ME JUST. TRAUMATIZE YOU A LITTLE MORE, THANE.

[(Anonymous)]

Shepard/Master Chief/Samus sammich

god Emile is so hideously ooc in this

[(Anonymous)]

So, maybe he underestimated how frustrated Kat was. He knew she was - anyone could see that, unless you were Carter - but apparently he only had a vague idea. The intention had just been to flirt with her a little, proposition with no real intent, just to provoke Carter to make a move. Jealousy was always a good motivator, at least for Emile, and he was their number one fan.

But that backfired. He misread the situation - he never thought Kat was really that into him - and the next thing he knew she was on top of him, his hands digging bruises into her hips, and she was hot, wet, so fucking tight around him as he pressed up into her, groaning. Sorry Carter, didn't mean to sleep with your girl, but it's kind of hard to feel guilty when she was coming for the second time on his cock, squeezing and rocking into him and shivering like crazy. For a virgin (oh, fuck, ex-virgin), she knew how to use her hips.

That voice of hers could make even a celibate man break his vows.

By the time she rolled off his spent member, they were both sticky, bruised, and Emile thought his back might be bleeding from the scrape of blunt nails over his skin. And still, he wasn't exactly sure what had happened, aside from obviously hot sex. Which he was okay with, but...

"Kat, what about Carter?"

Kat had just looked at him over her shoulder, pulling her pants back on while he pushed himself up into a sitting position.

"I love him."

He didn't need to ask her to clarify, since hearing it from her mouth, so honest, was explanation enough. Awkward, since he never was good with feelings, but there weren't any feelings involved here. She'd used him as a convenient, friendly fuck. A way to vent frustration. It wouldn't happen again, and Carter would never know.

Well, that didn't go as planned.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Heheee. Beautiful. I'd say poor Carter, but...MAN NEEDS TO MAN UP.

[(Anonymous)]

shameless thom/kat request
bonus: carter cameo

UST and comfort

thank you fmysexlife.net

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

http://fmysexlife.net/view/Misc/2852

VIRGIL FUCKING A WATERMELON AND GARDENIA COMES IN JUST AS VIRGIL JIZZES EVERYWHERE SCREAMING HER NAME

please Mouse?

[(Anonymous)]

Meanwhile, in Jun's head: this (http://i53.tinypic.com/ddhnqw.jpg)

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE YOU

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL ME DOCTOR LOVE

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GET ON MY KNEES

[(Anonymous)]

Joe / Yukari waking up after a night of hot passionate HATE SEX.

Yukari topped.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . What is this? This is a hilarious awesome horrible idea.

[(Anonymous)]

On a pile of DMRs.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

ITT: CARTER LEARNS IT'S NOT JUN HE HAS TO WATCH OUT FOR

[(Anonymous)]

Kat/Carter

Kat decides if Carter won't bone her, she's gonna bone him 8(

Bonus if she drags one of the others for "equipment" shopping