KINK MEME 3.0

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

Same rules as last time and the time before.

post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!

- one request per comment!
- if you make a request, please try and fill one too!
- have fun!
- chat is full of terrible people!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Shepard/Garrus Hallucination

Garrus is there for her when everything is bleak. Or at least that's what she thinks.

_{I am a horrible person.}

[(Anonymous)]

Clu/Flynn/Motoko/The Major. TWIN SANDWICH, I DARE YOU.

[(Anonymous)]

Sing's front page/Goggles (http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/)

Make it tender.

[(Anonymous)]

HALO cast - paleslut orgy

every gets together and talks about FEELINGS and EMOTIONS and works through their ISSUES

[(Anonymous)]

Kat/Emile

Trying to provoke Carter

[(Anonymous)]

Isaac Clarke/chocolate cake

SO RONERY

[(Anonymous)]

Thane/Motoko while she was pretending to be Irikah.

HERE LET ME JUST. TRAUMATIZE YOU A LITTLE MORE, THANE.

[(Anonymous)]

Shepard/Master Chief/Samus sammich

[(Anonymous)]

shameless thom/kat request
bonus: carter cameo

UST and comfort

thank you fmysexlife.net

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

http://fmysexlife.net/view/Misc/2852

VIRGIL FUCKING A WATERMELON AND GARDENIA COMES IN JUST AS VIRGIL JIZZES EVERYWHERE SCREAMING HER NAME

please Mouse?

[(Anonymous)]

Joe / Yukari waking up after a night of hot passionate HATE SEX.

Yukari topped.

[(Anonymous)]

Kat/Carter

Kat decides if Carter won't bone her, she's gonna bone him 8(

Bonus if she drags one of the others for "equipment" shopping

[(Anonymous)]

Carter/Thom

because we already had Kat/Thom

[(Anonymous)]

Ren!Shep/Tex.

Being badass redheads together.

And I do mean together.

[(Anonymous)]

It's not porn but I don't care. I want Zaeed's hallucinations. :<

My kink is tragic memories of dead daughters, apparently.

[(Anonymous)]

Zaeed/Altman

KINKY GUN LESSONS

they're both weird guys with issues, make it as horrible as possible

bonus if someone walks in and is traumatized by two old dudes being gayish

[(Anonymous)]

O'brien/Rookie

"It's not you, it's me"

Else: bonus Cameo from Black-One?

[(Anonymous)]

???/???

Abusing the mmo avatars for anonymous cybering.

[(Anonymous)]

Kat/Virgil

Mutual manipulation

[(Anonymous)]

Dave/all the ladies

Dave is now a narwhal.

Bitches lovve wwhales.

[(Anonymous)]

You know what would be lol

someone getting fucked by T when he's in his endoskeleton mode.

[(Anonymous)]

Delta/Cortana

Holodecks

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone/Jack Wynand

Asphyxiation.

[(Anonymous)]

Zaeed/Thane or Garrus

Prompt: RIFLE CLEANER.

[(Anonymous)]

Cindy/Eleanor

Sexy big sister horribleness