singularityderp

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One thousand pounds of Utah raptor gifted with the sentient thought processes of a human, disguised as a twenty year old Dutch girl. Red is surprisingly smart, if confused by humans and unable to grasp the concept of pronouns.
Any and all. Red's sentience chip is what grants her delicious sentience. It's been turned off twice, and she's gotten her murder on as a result-- so if anyone is good with tech and wants to somehow IMPROVE THE FIREWALLS or TRASH EVERYTHING AND SEND HER ON A LEGIT RAMPAGE or OTHER, I'd be game. Also Red like making new fwiiiiends.
WELP. She's gonna have a bun in the oven soon. Within the next month or so, there will be raptor chicks running around, being obnoxious. SHOULD BE FUN AMIRITE?

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A do-gooding magical drug addict with problems articulating linear stories, Jack is kind, a bit too trusting, and oh so eager to please.
I really want some more "Would you kindly" or "code yellow" abuse for the lulz or otherwise, intentional or non. (The former phrase will get him to do whatever is ordered of him, and the latter will kill him within a half hour or so.) IT IS TERRIBLE BUT I WANT IT DOOP DOOP.

Also more trolls. ALL THE TROLLS. Now that he knows that they arent little sisters. More awkward apologies etc etc.
SOME DAY he will start goin cray cray like a good little Splicer. But not today.

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HALF-SHARKALLIGATOR HALF-MAN. No wait. That's not right. Virgil is a terrible, self serving asshole. Nuff said.
HRMMM... He's bad at making friends. I'll probably have to maul some more network entries in order to do anything with new peeps, but I am DOWN FOR PLOTTIN'

He hasnt confronted any Spartans in person (except Kat) since the BJ DEBACLE. So that might be fun.
It's friday, friday, gotta get down on friday. Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend.

/STEALS ALL THE CR.

RED: Needs more Dug.

JACK: We can still do the Kaylee accidentally killing him, yes? :D TRAAAAUMA. Also we need Cindy and Jack cute times.

VIRGIL: Elevator meme = Canon now. Though we need some more bemused times with Shep maybe?

Also MMO Broing. I would LOVE more with him and Hardison.

Heeeeeey, if Virgil keeps hitting on Parker to fuck with Hardison, can Hardison hit on Gardenia? :D He is a grifting flirt, even if he's not half as successful at it as Eliot.

LOL DAT SIDENOTE. Of course Hardison can hit on Gardenia. Unfortunately Virgil's response will probably be something like "What? You want a titfuck? She's pretty good for that. Go ahead and give it a spin." /eats chips and watches expectantly

/SOB.

HARDISON WILL CHOKE SO HARD.

CANT OUT-TROLL THE DREADED TROLL SHARK

DUG: You know they're gonna be driving Logan crazy on the beach. ALL THE SHRIEKING. ALL THE CHASING. ALL THE GETTING SAND IN HIS SANDWICH.

KAYLEE: FUCK TO THE YES ACCIDENTAL MURDER. I reckon she knows about respawn now, but I also reckon she'll be upset to have killed a man. Trauma trauma trauma.

CINDY: ALL THE CUTE. Possibly aquarium+ lunch date???

SHEP: I fucking love their dynamic (WHY SHE PUTS UP WITH HIM, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND) and OH MAN MORE SHEP/GARDENIA. Am I allowed to request it here? CAN YOU REQUEST CR FOR OTHER PEOPLE I DONT EVEN WHAT ARE FORMALITIES.

Hardison: FOR THE HOOOOOOOOORDE. Stompin out all inferior guilds, trash-talking a thirteen year old, being douches. BONUS: out of game, two losers sitting in a basement somewhere SURROUNDED BY SNACKS. Even when pretty girls walk in SUGGESTING THINGS they are like LOL I AM IN A RAID RIGHT NOW GO AWAY.

POOR LOGAN. Only not. He will be so lineface. Especially when he finds out that wet dogs smell terrible. Do wet raptors smell? Please say yes.

AWEEESOME. Man, we should do it after she makes some new CR with calm normal folks. Having her wig out at Flynn or Obi-Wan re: I KILLED A MAN. :C THERE IS A CORPSE IN MY LIVING ROOM. Would be amaze.

Just yes. :D Cindy can be nice and give him some Eve. FFFT Not like she really needs it.

(I LOVE SHEP AND VIRGIL. I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN IT. I JUST LOVE THEM.) AND YES. SHEP/GARDENIA. I want more of that, tell Anne to post to the meme because I will request that like yesterday.

Oh god. Yes. YES YES YES. They high five without looking and Parker or Gardenia just stare at them as they drink soda and trashtalk about little alien kids' mothers. BFFLES.

Now I want to see Logan give Dug a bath, sob.

LOLOLOL I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH. Calm old men coming to clean up the dead body... and sit her down for tea.

HNNNNGH OH CINDY, YOU LITTLE DRUG DISPENSER YOU. /pet pet pet I MEAN--

SHEP NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE HIS THROAT AGAIN. Maybe she can see Gardenia do it at some point, which would get the intrigue back up. The magical MAKE VIRGIL SHUT UP button.

LOL. Kings among men, obviously. And I would love for Parker and Gardenia to meet... WOW THIS CR MEME: I AM DOING IT WRONG.

ON IT. (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityderp/12607.html?thread=2357823#t2357823)

Yes.

Yes.

YES. Oh man, there's a thread. "Hey so I noticed if you choke him in the right spot, he just sort of passes out. Try that some time." "Hmmmmm"

SHUT UP, YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT. SO VERY RIGHT.

/steals all your CR toooooo :3

So always and forever Jack/7

But also, moar Red/Jun please?? :3

SO MUCH Jack/7. ARE YOU GAME FOR ME GOING BACK AND TAGGING AGAIN? SOB I keep dropping the ball and I am sorry. IF YOU DONT WANT TO-- there's always the picnic coming up~

And ALL THE RED/JUN. Is he going to be at the picnic? We can plot stupid things for this haha

ALSO WE NEED TO GET JAYDE FOR ROOKIE/JUN/PYRO SMOKING ADVENTURES

I AM UP FOR IT IF YOU ARE UP FOR IT! It got a little crazy with plot going on XD

He will be at the picnic, but as a warning he's still all twitchy and O.o from stuff. Also, he has big green slitted cat eyes. :3

YES YES ABSOLUTELY FOR SMOKING ADVENTURES :D haha, when Jun goes on his relapse, how about him staying with Pyro for a day or two?

CR MEME

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FASHIONABLY~

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