SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Like...well, someone told me to kiss you! They also told me you glow but I wasn't really sure about that...

[featheryasshole]

They told you to, uh. Wow.

[Well, would you look at that. He does glow a little bit brighter now.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

You do glow!

[This is a startling revelation.]

I didn't want to unless you were okay with it...because it would be pretty rude!

[featheryasshole]

Well, I'm. Uh. Y-yeah, I guess I'm okay with it.

[Oh shit did he just stammer this is so uncool. GLOWGLOW.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Okay, then...I guess it's fine!

[Wow oh gosh this is embarrassing. She steps closer, still feeling a little awkward because KISSING. BEST FRIEND'S SPRITE THING oh god what if he hates her.]

[featheryasshole]

It's fine. It really is.

[Oh god this is so awkward, obviously she doesn't want to kiss her best friend's sprite thing oh god what if she hates him.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Then...I will!

[She hesitates for a moment - this is still so awkward - but then wraps her arms around him and kisses him on the cheek before pulling away. She's pretty sure she can't get any more red.]

[featheryasshole]

[It's pretty certain that Davesprite couldn't possibly get any more glowy. It's bright, but still soft and easy on the eyes. He smiles.]

Would. Would it be okay if I kissed you back?

[WAIT NO this isn't what he's supposed to be doing. But. That kiss was nice.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he doesn't hate her! Jade was certain it might have been totally disastrous and horrible and he would hate her forever. But she's glad he doesn't.

So she nods.]

Um, if you want! I don't mind.

[featheryasshole]

[Hating Jade is the furthest thing from his mind.]

Awesome.

[He leans in and plants a soft kiss on her cheek.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[If Jade could glow, she would be epic NYC-Times-Square glowing proportions right now.]

That was nice.

[featheryasshole]

[He stays like that for a moment, face close to hers, looking into her eyes.]

Would it be okay if-

[He catches himself and pulls back, clearing his throat. That glowing isn't going anywhere.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

If what?

[You can't just NOT finish that sentence. She's imagining the worst; he probably doesn't want her to tell anyone about it.]

[featheryasshole]

Uh.

[Did he really almost just ask if he could kiss her on the mouth? That's it, he's letting himself get too carried away with this. Got to defuse this situation somehow.]

Nothing, really. It was just a thought. A stupid one.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[She frowns - she's certain it's probably not a stupid question or thought because nothing is really stupid unless it's Karkat.]

Can I hear it anyway?

[featheryasshole]

Well, uh. You would have said no anyway.

[Oh god oh god what to do]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

If I don't know what it is, how can I say no? I might have said yes!

[featheryasshole]

No, I'm. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have.

NOT HERE

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

http://tinyurl.com/not-a-creeper

NOT HERE

[featheryasshole]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Will you please tell me?

[Stop evading her :| ]

I'm not going to laugh, or make fun of you or anything!

[featheryasshole]

Uh. Okay.

Would it be okay if I. If I kissed you again?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[Oh. She blushes and looks at the ground. Well that's certainly different than what she had been expecting.]

Yeah, that would be okay with me...I mean, it is! It's definitely okay with me.

[best friends best friends forever]

[featheryasshole]

Oh!

[That's different than what he had been expecting too.

He leans back in, gently cups her face, and touches his lips to hers.]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[Cue rather mind-blank, embarrassed state of surprise. She was not expecting that; if anything, she'd expected another kiss on the cheek.

Not that it wasn't nice, but now she feels like she's as red as a tomato. Also that was her first kiss. Whoops.]