SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

FALSE STATEMENT. Because, as we all fucking know, everything is your goddamn fault! Our session being fucked up, us trolling you in return, EVERYTHING BAD EVER has its start in you, Harley. You.

SO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY YOUR FAULT, TOO.

[ this is godtier logic. ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault! I did what I was supposed to, no thanks to you! You just yelled at me a lot!

[They should have a logic party.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I was offering perfectly legitimate advice! Copious amounts of derision and hate mostly, though! YOU SHOULD BE LESS OF AN IDIOT ENOUGH TO REALIZE WHEN YOU SHOULD FUCKING LISTEN TO ME.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you made yourself clearer, people wouldn't have these problems!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

NO.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

So. I'mma just shoulder on in here and be all that okay, blackromance, go.

Alternately, Jade, you do that weird clubs thing with Past Karkat and Future Karkat.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ . . . ]

I am not going anywhere near two Karkats ever again!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

You couldn't auspisticize if you tried.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Well I'm going to try now that you said it!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Prepare yourself for failur-- Oh wait, you've been doing that all your fucking life.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Stop arguing with yourself! And I have not been failing all my life, I'm really good at lots of things!