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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-04-14 12:10 am
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SHIPPING MEME




SHIPPING MEME
★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
An unstoppable force meets an immovable object... And yet I still ejaculate on your face. I think we know who wins here.

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
You sure talk big, for a fucking alien who doesn't know better than to keep his pants on around sharp objects.

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Fun fact: I was inside your sister. Did she tell you that? I rather enjoyed myself.

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
You really must want to get shot, asshole.

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Funny... your sister said the same thing when I was inside her, and yet here I am.

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[brb shoving a sticky grenade up your ass]

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Been in one Noble, a different Noble's been inside him. Man he is bagging 'em. In every nonsexual way conceivable.]

[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[As long as it makes you explode in the very violent sense? Make all the jokes you want.]