SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Thane.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Right. And just how do I start this conversation?

Hey Thane, so i hear you got a dead wife. That mean you're single?

[(Anonymous)]

Ever since the elevator. You and Virgil.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

If you're not Virgil I want the copy of that tape.

Now.

If you are Virgil: hand it over and your arm will continue to remain unbroken.

[(Anonymous)]

Admit it. You liked it. It was thrilling. That's why you let him live, right?

And you can have a copy of the tape.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Copy? That had better be a joke.

If there's more than one, a broken arm is going to be the least of your problems.

As for thrilling, can't complain.

[(Anonymous)]

Worried about your little thrill reaching the public eye, Shepard?

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

Officer Vakarian.

['Cuz he does. EVEN IF YOU WERE JOHN]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard just nods.]

Starting to think that putting off that relationship for the benefit of the crew was a little pointless.

Still, good to see someone is following a sensible route.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it was.

I do consider myself a sensible individual from time to time.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Strangely enough, that's a pretty unique feature with people who work for me. Keep it up.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

[Faint salute. Yes'm.]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

Do I even have to say it?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

I know, I know.

You ship me with the Widow just like I ship you with that console down in the Main Battery.

[And she's fucking with you.]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_[O-oh.]

Hey, I can't help it if you look damn good holding a weapon.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

And, I got to say, nothing quite like watching you do calibrations.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

I think you just enjoy watching me from behind.

_{[Dat ass.]}

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

How often to I get to stare at your six? I mean, really.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

Not often. Usually I'm following yours.

_[Beat.]

...these metaphors are going horrible places again.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they do that.

At least we didn't go down the popping the heatsink road again, though. I still can't quite get my head all the way around that one.

Just seems like...burning.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

How many innuendos can you put in one sentence, anyway?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

I don't know about your native language, but mine was practically designed for it. Try asking Joker, next time you see him, I'm sure he's found the cap.

[(Anonymous)]

Six. Come on, those threads...