SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?

Why don't you tell me how fucking terrible I am, fatty?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I am not fat you bucketslurping fucknubbed asshole oh my god it's like you're blind on top of being gross and stupid and lame and dumb and totally weakslime and unbelievably hideous and douchey and insufferably prickish and generally just the most vile moronic fucknubbed idiot in any of the universes ever.

[>::::C]

Your lusus is fat.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Tch, woman you just jelly 'cause my lusus is way better looking than you'll ever be. An he's made of varnished wood and stuffing.

[nevermind that varnished wood and stuffing is totally hot. Bro you got issues.]

I mean you, you're just a big blubbery sack of blueberry shit swishing around in there. And the spider thing? Man spiders are the kind of thing I wipe off the bottom of my shoes.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

That fucking puppet? Oh please. Heeeeeeeey, did you ever get that back? Or did the Demon eat him? God. On top of being wimpy and ugly, you can't even take care of your own lusus! SO lame! The lamest. The only way you could get any lamer is if someone threw you off a cliff and broke both your legs and you were all like "bluh, oh no, that incredibly awesome dudeacita totally just crippled me, aww hell naw, sup bluh bluh".

Because you would literally be lame.

That is the joke.

Oh and screw you you couldn't fucking stomp me. I'd stomp you because I'd like. Fly. And boot you in your entirely disgusting human face. POW. So sweet.