SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

The Major/you

She's a perfectionist bitch and all you really want out of life is for a User to tell you what to do.

[a_perfect_end]

....

You're serious?

You're serious.

Okay. Fine. I'll be serious, too. She could break me in half, man.

[(Anonymous)]

That's part of the appeal, Mr. Power Kink.

[a_perfect_end]

You don't know me like that.

[(Anonymous)]

You have this habit of trying to misdirect when the alternative would be a lie, you know.

[a_perfect_end]

That's. Not the point, here.

[(Anonymous)]

You just did it again.

[a_perfect_end]

[What even.]

...Yes.

[So affronted, and not a little exasperated. DO I KNOW YOU.]

[(Anonymous)]

So anyway. The point, which you are doing your damnedest to miss, is that you function better when the other half of the relationship is the one giving the orders. There aren't a lot of people who both have that going for them and who'd put up with your shit, but Kusanagi's one of them.

Also, it would be totally hot, don't deny it.

[No, but I know youuuuu~]

[a_perfect_end]

...[What are you that you say these things with such assurance. To him. (No, he's not going to analyze the probability curve on that one. Ever.)]

For the sake of argument, then.

She is extremely well-constructed, and brilliant, and knows what she wants.

Still nervous about getting suplexed, thanks.

[Really. That's interesting. He could stand to hear a little more.]

[(Anonymous)]

[You ate all the scenery in a Christmas blockbuster. It was awesome.]

I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem if you behaved yourself. >:3

[a_perfect_end]

[Well. That explains those bits of gaffer tape that were stuck to my...]

Oh? Hope you don't expect me to run the odds on that for you.

[double_discs]

[His processor just broke. Couldn't even get to the rest of the thread.]

[(Anonymous)]

[/just sits here and ship jelly Rinzler and CLU]

[double_discs]

[asfjkdal]

[a_perfect_end]

I could get behind that.

Really.

[double_discs]

[o-oh.

Are his circuits a brighter red than usual? Oh, why look at at that. They sure are.]

[a_perfect_end]

[Red has always looked so good on you. ♥]

[double_discs]

[Prrrr.]

[a_perfect_end]

[Vocalize for me, bb.]

[double_discs]

[♥]