SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[shipper]

Maybe I will! You can't tell me what to do.

[(Anonymous)]

STRIDERS ARE POSSIBLY THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO ANY UNIVERSE, PARADOX OR NOT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I AM SAVING YOU A PLETHORA OF PAIN AND REGRET.

DON'T.

FUCKING.

GO AFTER STRIDERSPAWN.

[shipper]

Anon, you sound purretty purrsonally invested in my flushed life! Could you purrhaps be a little jealous?

[(Anonymous)]

What?! No fucking way! GET THAT IDEA OUT OF YOUR SPONGE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

I'm just good at this shit. Since you're all a bunch of bumbling morons, it's my duty to set you straight, romantically.

[shipper]

Purrhaps you are good at relationship stuff but you are the absolute worst anon, Karkat.

And I'm not furgetting that idea! You sound pawsitively consumed with jealousy!