SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[theuserabides]

[...

Go bother Gibson.]

[recompiling]

[On it!

Let's just... never speak of this again.]

[theuserabides]

[Saw you out of the corner of my eye, thought you were Tron--I MEAN YES LET'S NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN.]

[recompiling]

[I mean I understand that I have a nice backside, bu-Wait you thought what?]

[theuserabides]

[NOTHING.]

[recompiling]

[NO, NO, I WANT TO HEAR THIS NOW. WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT TRON?]

[theuserabides]

[NOTHING.]

[recompiling]

[YOU JUST INSINUATED YOU CHECK OUT MY MENTOR'S ASS, I THINK I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE CURIOUS.]

[theuserabides]

[...

Well. Guy really likes Users.]

[recompiling]

[...

Well. Now that I think about it, it uhm.
Makes sense, doesn't it?]

[theuserabides]

[/kanye shrug]

[recompiling]

[I.

Think I'm going to add this to the list of things I am trying very hard to forget now. /n-not sure how to handle 'Ram was right about the codebaby thing']

[theuserabides]

[OH DEAR GOD

That's not where you came from. I wrote you at my desk.

Which was a ridiculous way to do it, because of the huge time advantage being on the Grid would have given me, but nothing in our universe makes any goddamn sense.]

[recompiling]

[Why should our universe make sense when we could have glowy suits and death frisbees instead.

Oh. Well, okay. Still, you are my Creator and he is my Mentor. It is... odd to think about. You understand?

/AND YOU THOUGHT THE ISOS WERE THE MIND MELT]

[theuserabides]

[I talk to glowing people who live inside my computer. Nothing is odd compared to that.

/still not as awkward as talking to Alan was after the first time, man]

[recompiling]

[You're like my dads that I idolized, it kind of freaks me out. But you made us, it can't be that odd.

/he wants to hear this story at the same time that he really doesn't]

[theuserabides]

[Spoiler: parents have sex. I'd ask where you thought you came from, but. Well. You're cool, but it's still odd.

/I have gotten myself in enough trouble for one meme thank you]

[fight4theusers]

[REALLY REALLY LIKES USERS what is wrong with that?]

[theuserabides]

[Absolutely nothing. Haters gonna hate.]

[fight4theusers]

[Or maybe it's just one particular User...]

[theuserabides]

[Alan?]

[fight4theusers]

[Well he does have a certain connection to Alan-1 of course, but there's only one User he knows personally...]

[theuserabides]

[How personally we talkin', man?]

[fight4theusers]

[Should we really answer that here, Flynn?]

[theuserabides]

[Hey, what happens in the crack comm stays in the crack comm.]