Did you seriously just ask me that. Really? Really? It's because they are two totally different fucking people, oh my god. It's like saying "HERP DERP BLUH HEY VRISKA WHY DO YOU LIKE SPIDERS BUT THINK HOOFBEASTS ARE LAME?" God.

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But I guess if we're getting specific, I like Orange Dave because I murdered him. And I hate Red Dave because he's an insufferable prick who tipped the hatescales by getting me an Earth human Valentine, duh.

[DEADPAN STARE.]