spammin' with a repost

[featheryasshole]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to perform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

♠ Original meme

Comments

[featheryasshole]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite color?

[ BEST. TRUTH. EVER. ]

[featheryasshole]

Red.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Cool! I thought so, I just wanted to make sure it hadn't changed to orange or something.

Do I...get to ask another?

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, I think you're allowed to ask as many as you want.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Okay! Then...where do you come from? I mean, you're Dave, but you're not the Dave I knew. You're different.

Does...that make sense?

[featheryasshole]

Yeah.

I'm from an alternate timeline. Things went wrong, it was shitty, I came back in time and fixed it.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

If anyone asks you something that makes you uncomfortable, let me know and I will thresh them.

 

 

 

Oh, right, truth time. Uh. Let me thiiiiiiiink...

So you actually like birdseed?

[featheryasshole]

Thanks, but no need. I'm good.




No. I don't.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...Bullshit?

[featheryasshole]

Well, I can't really taste it, but some dumb bird instinct makes it fun to eat. Hilarious, right?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Just. [Mouthtwitch.] Just a little bit.

...Before I dare you! Uh. Will you hate me forever if I dare you to go kiss a Jade, or will you just hate me briefly and then make up with me in like. Eight minutes or something.

Just out of curiosity.

[featheryasshole]

[...

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I wouldn't hate you forever.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

So like... How much can a sprite actually feel, anyway?

Sensory-wise and shit.

[featheryasshole]

Vision, hearing and touch are about the same as before. Smell and taste are muted, so i can only sense stuff with a really strong taste.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Does that sorta shit bother you?

[featheryasshole]

Not really.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

...No?

[featheryasshole]

Are you asking if I'm sure or are you declaring bullshit? Can't really tell.

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

Ummm.

Does that sword hurt at all?

[featheryasshole]

Nope. The hole is totally smooth, so it's not like I'm actually stabbing myself every time I put it in.

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

Well, that's a relief! That'd have to hurt a lot.

Was it weird going from being a featherbeast herder to being part featherbeast? [Still totally buying Bro's story about that...]

[featheryasshole]

...What?

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

What?

Y'know, herding and selling the featherbeasts for food and singing and stuff with your bro!

[featheryasshole]

Oh. Right.

Yeah, it was pretty weird, but I'm mostly used to it by now.