spammin' with a repost

[featheryasshole]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to perform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

♠ Original meme

Comments

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[:D THIS LADY LOOKS LEGIT.]

[notsoloyal]

[Dug, come on now. You can be smarter than that. Did no one ever give you the "don't go anywhere with strangers" talk.]

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

[She'll introduce herself. With her jaws.]

[notsoloyal]

[Bad kitty. Bad.]

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

[Why don't you say that to my person? Up close?]

[notsoloyal]

[Because kitties don't do well when pumped full of radiation.]

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

[That is a very good point. You have bested me. For Now.]

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[No. If they had, he would not be living with you and your boyfriend, would he?

Grew up in the jungle, man. Strangers aren't really an...issue.]

[notsoloyal]

[His boyfriend. S-sob.

Dug is going to have to go to Shockwave school, and learn all kinds of things.]

/playing with food

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

What do you think of cats?

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

Oh they are bad creatures. Very tricky. [Stern ironic nod.]

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

And big cats?

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

Silly, person, cats are small.

[FFFF big cats. Lol whatever.]

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

Watch very carfully Dog.

[And Video: Big Cat.]

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[OH MAN. THAT IS A THING HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS. SURVIVAL INSTINCTS GO: 404 ERROR. Dug just freezes and stares at the tiny screen. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. WAT DO.




After a looooong pause.]

Are you a bird?

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

[Video off. All the lulz over here.]

Oh yes. I am a bird. A very big one.

Tell me. Do you like birds?

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

[Oh, man. How was he going to catch this bird? This was going to be hard. Time to put on your serious-face, Dug.]

You are coming with me, bird. You will be my prisoner.

[cardoesnothing.livejournal.com]

But you'll have to come and get me first. Where I am here all alone. In this forest. Where no one will hear you scream.