spammin' with a repost

[featheryasshole]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to perform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

♠ Original meme

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Are you scared of Jack Noir?

Fuzzy Jack. Not Crabby Asshole Human Jack.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Nah. Not at all.

I just hate him.

1/3 l-lol

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's--

2/3

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...complete...

3/3

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...bullshit. I mean. Maybe you hate him or whatever but you're like. Totally scared of him a little bit and.

And.

You hate Jack Noir.

Fluffy woofbeast Jack Noir.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Well I started hating him before he had the fluffy woofbeast thing going.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh my god I don't even. I'm way more hateable than that guy! Is it the murders? Because I totally killed thousands of people too, no lie. And I could totally destroy lame dreamplanets if I wanted to. Uh. Just. Saying.

...Did you only start being scaaaaaaaared of him post woofbeast prototypings? Because I'm still calling bullshit on that, by the way.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

It's...

Different. It's not that.


Are you seriously calling bullshit on that? Fo realz?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

If you say it's special I might literally hatevomit in your face. Fair warning.

And yes! All the bullshit. Especially since you seem soooooooo very uncomfortable with the idea. Well~?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Naw, not special, just different.

... Hahaha chica, I gotta come up with a real good dare now. Word of advice - I fear nothing.

[being afraid FOR people or of things that night happen to other people? Totally different.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What. But when you came back from being stabbed you were all like "bluh bluh nobody tell Jack I'm aliiiiiiiive boo hoo I am a big scaredy loser." I. Just. Fuck! And fuck you!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Chica, lemmie tell you something. There's a huge difference between hiding from a dude 'cause you know that there's no good you can do by fighting him again, and running 'cause you're scared. Me getting skewered a second time? Woulda done jack shit 'cept make everybody upset again. And that's what woulda happened.

Sides, you'd do a way better job of killing him, right? Be kill stealing if I didn't hide from his furry butt.



Anyway go tell all the folks from our cluster of 'verses just how cool and awesome and sweet they are. All of them. Even Eridan. And none of that "MNNNGH I GUESS YOU'RE OKAYYYY" bullshit. I want you to gush. I want you to be like you're at the goddamn Academy Awards and be like SOB SOB I'M JUST SOB HONORED THAT YOU EXIST AS A THING SOB. YOU ARE SO COOOOL.

And yeah that includes all the Daves and all the kids from other universes and Jack.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...Fuck you. That's the most weakslime dare anybody ever dared to dare anybody to do! Easy. Soooooooo easy. Man, I am just. All over this stuff. Way to waste your dare on something totally not embarrassing or annoying or humiliating! Loser.

...

Do I have to [fingerquotes] "squee" at you, too? Or is your ego huge enough already~?