spammin' with a repost

[featheryasshole]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to perform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

♠ Original meme

Comments

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Well, it's just that I'm all up gettin' angry at shit sometimes, right? I done yelled at my other self all Karkat-like at least twice since I motherfuckin' got here.

And I guess... Maybe it's a little complicated. What if I am the evil one?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

If you are the evil one I'll thresh you, duh.

Do you feel evil?

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

How do I know what evil feels like?

I mean, I could say I felt like all motherfuckin' rippin' shit apart sometimes, but I'm pretty sure Equius feels that way too and he ain't evil.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're asking me, I guess... If you plan on hurting someone I give half a shit about, you're evil. Duh! So aaaaaaaare you planning on that?

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

So that's the motherfuckin' definition now?

Do you even give half a shit about anyone?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

As far as I'm concerned, yes! That's exactly what the definition is. And that's none of your business. You can't ask me questions when you haven't finished answering mine yet! Duh.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

I don't all feel like puttin' the murder on anyone at the moment, if that helps.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

It certainly does, Other Gamzee. Not evil! That's the official Serket verdict. Also you're amazing and cool and not irritating in the slightest. Man, I wish I was half as awesome as you, Hoofbeasttail-Hair-Gamzee!

[Someone got dared to dish out the compliments. Clearly. FUCK YOU, BRO STRIDER. >::::C]

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

...

Are you...

...bein' sarcastic?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? How daaaaaaaare you! Sarcasm is largely beneath me, Alternate Gamzee. And on the rare occasion that it isn't I make sure to clearly point out that I am using sarcasm because so many of our dumbfuck race are entiiiiiiiirely without the means to detect it!

I'd be offended at your accusations, but I just. I can't be! You're that cool.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if I had a bullshit meter, it'd be off the motherfuckin' charts by now.

But I'm just gonna ignore that shit because it'd be all motherfuckin' rude of me to turn down a Vriska-given compliment.

Do I all up and get to give you a dare or what? Did this answer shit?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

No way. You only get to dare me if I call bullshit and you were telling the truth, duh! And I ain't calling your bluff. No dares for you, Makara!

...Unlike, say, that time a few minutes ago when Bro got to dare me and was all "bluh bluh dudeacita sup bluh go compliment everybody sup sup chica sup bluh I am a huge douche". Just. Mentioning that. Casually. For no reason!

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I could see how that could all up and have no motherfuckin' influence on the current conversation.

Is dudeacita even a word?