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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS MEME

➟ Respond with your character, having them ask a question. (E.g., 'What are you afraid of?' 'What is your favorite color?' 'What do you like about where you live?' 'Who are your parents?')
➟ Other characters can comment under your thread, responding to that question.
➟ For every person who responds to your question, you must find their question and have your character answer it no matter the question (unless it's about sex and you/your character is underaged!)
➟ ANSWER HONESTLY, LOUISE IS AN ASSHOLE AND FORGOT TO TYPE THIS PART, HERP!
➟ Original meme ganked from theposthumans because Aave is horrible and encourages me to steal things why is she so mean you guys

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[Perfect is a four letter word B|]

Really?

[Perfect is nice? Perfect is cool? Perfect is tidy? Perfect is fine?]

Yes.

[Man, come here, I will let you borrow my book of idioms.]

Seems difficult, to be that busy.

[... Without your work following you.]

[These are human idioms they are crap. What the hell is a 'stitch in time saves 9?' Why stitch anything when you can just solder it? That would save you what? 500?]

After 600 or so years you get used to it.

[She follows her work, and when it runs, she just makes more of it.]

[See that's what my User is for. And also mythology books. Achilles' Heel made much more sense after The Illiad for Programs.]

Understand but... your work came with you?

[Technically that's what Pleakley is for. Turns out she would rather just do without.]

In a way. I'm responsible for managing and coordinating entire systems. This is just another one. [Ps: Solar systems]

[Man, how are you going to around without someone helping with these idioms? The trolls practically speak another language.]

... you are a SysAdmin. [Okay. NOW all the suspicion.]

[She just hangs up on people who curse and makes a point not to speak to children. Meeting her first child here she ended up living with it and it was a disaster!]

A what? Well yes, I guess you could say I am an Administrator. [Is it just her or is your posture getting more aggressive?]

[Hey, kids are nice. And the trolls are when they aren't freaking out and shrieking about evil robots.]

[And that might be a little bit of a staticky growl in his voice, too. Sorry, he's just... not cool with SysAdmins in red and gold (which is just so typical)] What system?

[She's like to stay away from all things that freak out and shriek thanks. They can't afford her time, even if they put together their entire cumulative allowance.]

[Dude. You did NOT just growl at her.]

Every system. They all fall under my jurisdiction. Why? [You wanna make something of it?]

[You are terrible at making friends.]

[And yes, I so did. Not nearly as hostile as the ones I reserve for Abraxas, of course, but still.]

This one? [Because if you try to take over the station, even worse. So much worse.]

[She doesn't want friends. She wants employees.]

[Forced honesty in meme:]

If I had the opportunity yes. This station is in dire need of some control, and I plan to be in a position to impose it.

[You sound just like Clu :|]

[And he's so glad about that. Really.]

Station has an Admin already. Has sufficient control measures in place currently.

[No man. Clu wants an army, not employees. Oh. ~~Well damn.~~]

Hypatia? I would hardly call that sufficient. [scoff scoff scoff]

[Yeah, Clu's army was his employees. And, y'know. Anyone he could rectify. B|]

Have heard rumors. She goes, so does life support. [He doesn't have to breathe. How about you?]
And we police our own. Sufficient control measures.

[She doesn't want to rectify anyone. Just bring them a new world order. I mean. Democracy. ;_;]

I wasn't suggesting we oust the AI! [All the angry face at the suggestion]

And "police your own!? Have you no respect for the law? What are you suggesting? That the station turn itself over to bands of petty vigilantism and violence?!

!!!!!!! [some more exclamation points belong in this post]

[You are really not helping. Next you'll be saying there's a flaw in your system and trying to shove the trolls out an airlock :|]

Suggesting replacing her as station authority, though. [Which is the same thing.]

I am suggesting that we can handle our problems without someone attempting to force their brand of 'authority' upon us.

[He's never heard so many exclamation points all together. That is just weird.]

[ You're damn right the system is flawed! Everyone who doesn't recognize that we are more powerful working together is flawed. And the trolls will only go out the airlock if they start killing people.]

[It is NOT the same thing] Only with the support of a majority!

Sometimes, now being a perfect example, the people need to be shown other alternatives. If someone doesn't take initiative, nothing will change!

[Yes, because we can all get along perfectly well together when a crazy AI isn't trying to turn us all into monsters. And yeah that really isn't helping either.]

[So the same thing.] How much of a majority?

Have seen alternatives. Stagnate systems more than this arrangement.

[The chaos is a good thing as far as he's concerned.]

Enough of a majority.

Vote when you are given the opportunity.

[And then she rage quits. You've offended her political sensibilities. ]

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MEEM TIEM

Oh, he's going to have a /fit/, I'm sure

Which means this has to happen in canon right? RIGHT?

IT SO DOES.

It has to be in some awful situation too where she's all BUT I JUST WANT TO CONTROL EVERYTHING! :(

Gosh yes. He starts calling her Clu 3.0 and trying to keep the ISOs away from her.

Clu? You mean that Flynn guy's younger brother? He's a pretty charming guy. Needs to get out more.

When he gets out he creates my mortal enemy and commits genocide :|

Nonsense. He is clearly just an overgrown manchild too old to be wearing glowing clothings

No, seriously. I have it all stored in my memory, if you don't believe me. It's horrible, really.

I don't read minds bro

That's why my disc projects holograms.

Touché

That's what I thought.

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