singularityderp | CR WITH ME

RAIMI MATTHEWS
CANON: Broken Saints
PERSONALITY: Raimi fucking Matthews in a nutshell. He's complicated. He has issues. And he most likely will be an even bigger asshole to you if he likes you. He's also a "Non-Action Guy" so he could definitely use some unlikely "friends" to save his ass from any of the more life-threatening situations (he's definitely no Rambo, that's for sure. He's a programmer, so computers are more his thing). I should additionally note that he's got a foul-mouth and has a penchant for making lude and oftentimes sexual remarks. So if that bothers you, let me know ahead of time.
TYPE OF CR: Anything. Friends. Enemies. I'm open for any and all kinds of CR. I'm perfectly okay with the antagonistic kind. Hell, if you want someone to punch? Raimi's prone to goading people to the point where he becomes a walking punching bag. COME AT ME, BRO!
NOTES: I don't have anything at the moment. I've been having a hard time getting him to tag network posts because... yeah, he's just been kind of quietly stalking most of those like a creeper. So I get the feeling that he's going to be a more log-oriented character. Or action tags, I'm perfectly chill with those, too.

i want CR with you idec

Jack is pretty badass for a normal dude, he can save Raimi's ass? B|a And they are both assholes who also show affection through moar assholishness so WHO EVEN KNOWS HOW THAT WILL END

Great, because I want CR with you, too!

Raimi can handle normal dudes. Badass normal dudes, even! Hell, he might even respect that. So they can be assholes at each other sometime. Zira actually just offered up some CR, so maybe Jack can help with that since... holy crap lion lady what do.

I mean it's already pretty obvious we can't avoid each other so we might as well :|a

aww yeah, there will be so much concentrated jerkass they won't even know what to do with themselves B)

WE MIGHT AS WELL CONSUMMATE OUR INEVITABLE FATE. Wait, that sounds awkward.

...I like this plan. I should also mention that, if Jack does wind up saving this jerk's ass, then it's going to be hard to get rid of him. What with Raimi's sense of liability and all.

Maybe I like how that sounds B|a

haha oh man Jack is all about repaying favours and shit too. He will be annoyed anyway but w/e he can deal.

She's more lion than lady, but don't let her catch you saying that to her face.

But yeah, I'm down for some dinner being white knighted away. Jack's got permission to damage her a little too in the rescue process. Just no killing blows yo.

If it means Jack can have a fistfight with a lion I will agree to anything B|a

PUNCH LION WITH ROBOFIST
SAVE KID
???
PROFIT (the act of lion-punching is a reward in and of itself)

Would he punch a lady? A naked lady? A hot naked lady? Just checking.

Yes, yes, and possibly B|a

for once it's a good thing that Jack is bad at pickup lines. Hot naked ladies might be enough to stall him for awhile. She can try to bite off his roboarm maybe? He needs to find new and exciting ways to break that thing.

She might try to take off his shoulder instead of just the arm. In for a penny, in for a pound (unless the roboarm goes all the way up to the shoulder.)

Hahah I was just trying to decide if Zira should be all liony or all fine sexy lady when terrorizing the kids.

Tell me about Jack's roboeye. Also, how lucky would Zira need to be to get out of the tussle alive?

It does go up to the shoulder, fortunately for him B|b IT WOULD STILL HURT LIKE A BITCH THOUGH for both of them i'd guess metal is probably not good for the teeth.

His roboeye is basically just a functional eye, it doesn't do anything besides give him depth perception and normal visual range. As for surviving she would probably get out fine if she took a bite out of him. He might shoot after her for a bit but 1) he is not faster than a wild cat and 2) bleeding is bad.

Alrighty! Let's do this thing. I figure Zira would attack th kid toward the end of her reign of medium terror (because this won't scare a lot of people including robots and the Spartans). This way everyone has a reason to be edgy / expect something.

You down?

Well, I know I'm down with all of this. I smell potential.

Actually I can't smell much of anything because of my damn sinuses, but you get the gist.

All of my placebos are yours!

Get well soon! ;_;

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RE: THIS AND EVERYTHING ELSE ABOVE I am cool with this whenever, just give me a poke or something and I will be on that shit like flies on a freshly-murdered corpse BV

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CAN A LION COME AT YOU? IT MAY END BADLY THOUGH.

I am all for that! I don't want him to get killed off anytime soon (since l-lol trauma, and Raimi's got enough of that as it is), but scary encounters that end badly are always welcome.

Well, he doesn't have to remember it happening! Hahah he could just stumble across his own corpse. But yeah, that might be too much trauma.

But if you want scary encounters to blog about when the Zira plot gets really bad, that would be great. Maybe she could just, stalk him a little and make him uncomfortable?

Haha yeah, Raimi already has to deal with the aftermath of a traumatic psychic assault. Seeing things like his own corpse would make him go off the deep end for awhile.

But he is more than welcome to have a creepy stalker! And I'm perfectly okay with vicious attacks and the like. Lavvy offered up some Jack Noir, so maybe we can do something with that.

Got a link to the Lavvy Jack Noir thing?

Right here, derp.

Hahah gotcha! thanks.

I HAVE EYES I PROMISE

GOOD YOU BEST BE KEEPING THEM IN THERE. RIGHT THERE. IN YO HEAD.