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CR WITH ME

Want more CR? Excellent! Then this is the meme for you. WHAT DO? Simple. You just fill out the form below for each character you want CR with, post, and then look for others to comment on.

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NEPETA LEIJON
CANON: Homestuck
PERSONALITY: Shipper cattroll who quite literally grew up in a cave. She's adorable and curious and wants to be your friend, but being a troll means her morality doesn't always match up. Also she could probably snap your neck if things get sketchy.
TYPE OF CR: I WANT ALL YOUR CR seriously let me tag all of you guys. More friend cr is always good, especially people who'll humor her and play pretend games. But I think maybe some negative cr would also be fun? Since she doesn't really have any right now.
NOTES: She's somehow gotten Bro to (ironically) play along with her and form the Stairkicking and Sitting-On Brigade, which she is in the near future going to be making a recruiting post for. In case you're wondering why she's running around with a colander on her head IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD. Also 2/3 of the people she knows could break her in half? How did this happen.

TEA PARTY

FUCK I KNEW I FORGOT TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE I FELL INTO THE BLACK VOID OF CALCULUS

Man you know what fuck women's rights in China and Newton's Law of Cooling I am putting this log up today if it kills me.

NEPETAAAAAAAAAA

NEME- oh wait I mean CONVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

Sshshhhh that is his special name :U

Anyway

TEACH HIM HOW TO HAVE FUN? I have the idea of them trying to hunt together.

SHE WILL SHOW HIM ALL OF THE FUN. ALL OF IT.

Oh god if he tries to just shoot the prey dead she will make all the frowny faces at him. THIS IS NOT HOW WE HUNT PUT THAT AWAY STUPID STUPID DUMB.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THIS IS EFFICIENT

WHAT IS WRONG IS THAT THERE IS NOW A NUMBER OF BULLETS IN OUR KILL THAT IS WHAT IS WRONG

WE DO NOT HUNT FOR EFFICIENCY WE HUNT FOR THE THRILL OF THE CHASE AND KILL

THERE ARE NOT THERE ARE ENERGY BURNS

IT'S DEAD WAS THIS NOT THE GOAL nothing can give me a true thrill of hunt here things are pathetic B|

THAT'S EVEN WORSE THOSE DON'T COME OUT NOW EVERYTHING WILL TASTE BURNT AND CHEMICAL

THAT WAS ONLY HALF THE GOAL well maybe if you didn't shoot everything and tried it like it's supposed to be done things would be more enjoyable.

WHY ARE YOU GOING TO TASTE IT

and fine you show me how it's supposed to be done

OF COURSE I AM WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I HUNT FOR THIS IS MY DINNER

ok i will now watch carefully and take notes there will be a test later

this tiny thing?

...I don't know if you've noticed but I'm kind of tiny myself. This is more than enough for me plus leftovers.

well

that is a point

i guess

:|

am i getting anything out of this

You'll get the satisfaction at having learned to be a productive hunter without incinerating everything.

Also hugs.

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knight4darkness.livejournal.com - 2011-04-28 00:36 (UTC) - Expand

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shipper - 2011-04-28 00:39 (UTC) - Expand

How have they not met

Because I woke up late the day you posted your intro and it was at 200+ already and I haven't made a post since. THAT IS HOW, DARLING.

It's almost at 400 now....

See what I mean? NOT TOUCHING THAT EVER.

She needs to invade Spartan base so Thom can adopt her, bro. :(

One day she's just going to invite herself over and ruin their last bastion of manliness. SHE BROUGHT RAINBOW MAGNETS FOR YOUR FRIDGE, GUYS. :DD

I desire all of the inadvisable roleplaying. All of it.

and I suppose the ironic meows.

Fuck yes another roleplaying buddy. You will be assimilated.

Unfortunately Nepeta doesn't do anything ironically, so you'll have to tide over with totally sincere meows.

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