STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

[a_perfect_end]

you. are amazing.

also scary.

She texts from her brain so even drunk her mechanics are perfect. >_>

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

I get that a lot.

[a_perfect_end]

really?

...

he's 7ft. tall and disagreable, isn't he.

Batou's life kind of sucks.

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

6'6", but he's not here and I'd do what I wanted even if he were.

ahaha oh maaaan.

[a_perfect_end]

wow, close enough. but i mean if you're cool with it...

hey you were--really somethigning. in stross. you know? like just. yeah.

and also rinzlerr misses you.

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

Are you drunk? Is that even possible?

[a_perfect_end]

after a fashion. (works for both.)

you. sound. really sober. this is gonna be awkward tomorrow.

'im good with that. you?

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

I'm drunk, but all my outgoing transmissions are mediated through my cyberbrain, hence the accuracy.

I broke into the swankiest bar I could find and now I'm drinking directly from the most expensive-looking bottle in the place.