STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[onceaniso]

[survivethesiren]

So is infecting people a metaphor sometimes? ;)

[onceaniso]

A_non ^cou_lda^nswe_r th^at _perf^ecly _. n^{o it}'s _nbot

[survivethesiren]

Something is wrong with your text.

[onceaniso]

i_{ts p}e^fect

[survivethesiren]

Its ugly.

[onceaniso]

▓▓▓^▓_▓^▒▒▓▓_▓no

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Why did Clu evr think yellow workd for us

[onceaniso]

i_t'sn ^ot so _bad^.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

white is so much sleanr

cleaneer

you know i m actualy reall y angry at clu and

I never gt angry

[onceaniso]

i_{ts bli}^nkdⁱng.

I_'m ^alwa^{y an}_gry

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

im sorry

iw iwsh wyou werent

i just want eveyon to get along

[onceaniso]

s^uc_ks _bein^{g m}e




o_h

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

can you stilll do bendytext on uour phone.

i need to know. for sceince.

[onceaniso]

Y_Ou d^ont^do _sci^en^cce _. gl^ltch

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

i do too do sciience

and you DO Haev bendytext!

have to find anon and tell hm i won

[onceaniso]

i^diot_{s do}n^'t_{do s}ci^encee

t^E_{Ll h}im ^we ne_eeed _ot ta^lk.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

NOPE.AVI

not an idiot

not telling anin anythng about yuo

sorry

[getmeagun.livejournal.com]

so if you and jalen are the same person and jalen looks like me

does that mean you look like me under the darth vader helmet

[onceaniso]

_yes

[recompiling]

i nevr got to tell you

btu that half cape loks ridivulouss

oh yeah anon. yeaaah?

[onceaniso]

t_ht's n^ot w_hat^yu s_aid l^{st n}ight

hey man i was drunk

[recompiling]

dont bringg that up

wehre were we lasst night even?

that's not an excuse

[onceaniso]

dn^'t r_emem^ber. _you l^eft you_r s_tu^ff

that's totally an excuse

[recompiling]

oh

wellk

danm

if i come pcik it up are u going to do somethnig awfull to me?